I present to you...the Sweet Pair! -applause-
Jirou: I wanna say the disclaimer!!
Me: Ok. You can say it.
Jirou: Mei-chan does not own me or Bun-chan. She owns the plot though. -smiles-
Me: Aaw! So cute! Thanks Jirou-tan. -pats his head-
Marui: Hands off the boyfriend.
Me: Maru-chan, you do know that in reality you two are not boyfriends and that I only made it so for my own amusement. And for others amusement as well. Jirou-tan just said that awhile ago.
Marui: Whatever. Just get on with it.
...on the way to Hyotei...
"Gaku-chan!!" the usual narcoleptic boy shouted, waving energetically. Gakuto turned around in time to see Jirou running towards him but there was no chance for him to run away. Thus, Jirou successfully tackled him to the ground. "Areyouonyourwaytoschool?MindifIjoinyou?Where'sYuu-chan?Aren'tyoutwogoingtoschooltogethereverymorning?" (1)
"Whoa there. First of all, get off me, Jirou. Second, did you eat any sweets again?" Gakuto asked as Jirou got off him and he stood up. He looked at Jirou who was shaking or fidgeting, whatever it was, it was always a bad sign.
"Ididn'teatanysweets!Whotoldyouthat?WhywouldIeatanysweets?" (2) Jirou twitched. Oshitari walked to them. He and Gakuto looked at each other and sighed. It was no good when Jirou was hyper like this. They were about to drag him down but when they looked at him again, he was nowhere to be found.
...Rikkai (class of Niou and Marui)...
"Marui-kun, do you know the answer to #15 in our assignment?" a random girl, their classmate, asked Marui. Before Marui could say anything, there was a blur that rushed past the girl, making her fall. The said blur tackled our self-proclaimed tensai.
"What the?" Marui and the 'blur' were on the floor. Marui realized that it was Jirou; a clearly hyper Jirou.
"Bun-chan!Bun-chan!IranallthewayfromHyoteitoRikkaitoseeyou!" (3) Jirou grinned. Marui blinked and blinked again.
"Looks like your boyfriend is sugar high…" Niou smirked. "Oh wait…no. He smells like caffeine. He's hyped up with coffee."
"You drank coffee?" Marui looked at Jirou. Jirou nodded vigorously. Marui sighed. "Come on."
"Whereareyoutakingme?Arewegoingsomewhere?Don'tyouhaveclasses?" (4) Jirou asked while being dragged by Marui.
"I'm taking you back to Hyotei" Marui continued to drag Jirou. When they were in front of the gates, Jirou was still talking non-stop. Marui sighed and kissed Jirou, the only way he knew how to stop Jirou from talking. Success. He pulled away. "I'm gonna be late. Go to your class, Jirou. I'll see you later."
Marui waved, smiling and walked to Rikkai. Jirou just stared at the now vanishing figure.
There was only one cure when Jirou was hyped up like that. And it is one kiss from his beloved boyfriend.
If you couldn't understand the numbered lines of Jirou, here they are:
(1) Are you on your way to school? Mind if I join you? Where's Yuu-chan? Aren't you two going to school together every morning?
(2) I didn't eat any sweets! Who told you that? Why would I eat any sweets?
(3) Bun-chan! Bun-chan! I ran all the way from Hyotei to Rikkai to see you!
(4) Where are you taking me? Are we going somewhere? Don't you have classes?
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