Young justice talent show crackfic
Disclaimer: It would be awesome if I owned Young Justice or the muppets, but sadly I don't! *frownie :( face*
A little story that popped into my head randomly one day. This is a two shot, but for the second chapter I will need your votes on this one.
The seemingly quiet halls of Mount Justice were broken at the sound of teenagers shouting in the common room.
"Mine's better!"
"No! Mine is!" M'gann's voice was heard from the kitchen before a explosion sounded. "My cookies!"
"..." Superboy sat on the couch watching his favorite tv channel, static.
"My Mentor Beats all of yours!" Wally stated matter-of-factly as he stretched his arms behind his head where he sat on the couch next to Robin who was polishing a batarang.
"I would have to disagree. I believe that My King will how you say, Kick your mentor's butts." Kaldur stated from his place leaning against the wall looking over the others on the couch.
"Well I hate to break it to ya but Batman will beat any of your mentor's butts any day. Just stating a fact!" Robin grinned as he poked Wally in the shoulder with his shiny new batarang.
"Shut up Rob!" Wally slapped Robin's hand away.
*Signiture Boy Wonder cackle*
"My mentor is sooo lame" Artemis grumbled from her spot on the floor where she cleaned her arrows.
"How can you say that. Green Arrow is like freaking Robin Hood!" Wally exclaimed with his arms in the air for emphasis and smacking Robin's face in the process. Megan decided to come out of the kitchen. Her clothes and face were black with soot from the ovens mishap.
"Shut up Baywatch!" Artemis pointed an arrow at Wally.
"No, You shut up Arty Farty!" The speedster responded with a grin before he zipped off the couch.
"Don't call me that!" Artemis chased Wally around the couch in the living room.
"Recognized: Red Arrow B0?" The team excluding Megan looked at the Zeta tube where Roy stood with his arms crossed over his chest. A angsty scowl on his face.
"I don't have a mentor, not anymore"
"Recognized: Red Arrow B0?"
"Dude! He's like pyschic or something" Wally and Robin pounded fists when Wally sat back on the couch.
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Somewhere in Mount Justice Batman, Green Arrow, Flash, Martian Manhunter, Superman, and Aquaman all began sneezing.
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"Maybe we should have a talent show or something to see who's mentor rocks Mount Justice" Superboy stated before his eyes crossed and began staring at the static again.
"That would be so asterous! Let's do it!" Robin grinned as he took out his phone and began texting Batman.
'HEY BATS! THE TEAM'S GONNA PUT ON A TALENT SHOW TO SEE WHICH OF OUR MENTORS IS BETTER! WE GOTTA THINK OF SOMETHING COMPLETELY ASTEROUS TO KNOCK THEIR SOCKS OFF!'
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A few days later the team and their mentors along with a few of the league members were seated in the training room where a stage randomly appeared in the middle of the large room. Red Tornado stood in front of everyone wearing a tie and holding a clipboard.
"We are gathered here today..." He spoke in his monotone voice "to perform a talent show or so I have heard in order to gather which mentor will rock off socks. Mentors and their partners will be performing together. At the end, the audience will vote for which mentor they liked best. The order will go as follows:
Green Arrow and Artemis
Superman and Superboy
Flash and Kid Flash
A brief intermission
Aquaman and Aqualad
Martian Manhunter and Miss Martian
Batman and Robin."
Black Canary and Captain Marvel took their positions on either side of the stage to control the curtains. since Artemis and her mentor would go first they were already behind the curtains. The lights went out and a drumroll sounded as lights behind the stage turned on.
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Green Arrow and Artemis:
The curtains opened to revealing Green Arrow and Artemis. Roy refused to participate so he sat in the crowd. GA was near the wall with an apple on his head resembling William Tell while shaking in his Robin Hood boots. Artemis grabbed her crossbow and yawned as she pointed it at her mentor's head.
"Have you even practiced something like this before?" GA squeaked. Artemis inspected her nails and bluntly stated "Nope" over-pronouncing the 'p'.
"Come one Ollie! Show us how brave you are!" Dinah screamed from the crowd. GA narrowed his eyes at his girlfriend and whined "Honey, why do you torment me so!"
"You're not afraid are you?" Roy taunted his former mentor. "N-No!" was the relpy as he looked back at Artemis who was now aiming her crossbow at the apple with an evil smirk. Without warning she shot her arrow and GA's masked eyes enlarged and crossed as he followed the arrow heading straight towards his face. Said arrow quickly took the apple off the bowman's head and stuck to the wall behind him. While everyone in the audience cheered, GA fainted.
Artmeis took the arrow from the wall and bit into the apple. As the curtains were closing, she raised the arrow and apple above her head and exclaimed "Yes" much like Napolian Dynomite. The smirk still in place. GA's 'dead' body was dragged under the curtain. The crowd clapped and laughed the entire time.
Signaling for Superman and Superboy to go next, Artemis sat back in the audience. GA was propped against the wall beside the stage with his head touching his shoulder and drooling.
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Superman and Superboy:
The curtains open to show Superman and Superboy standing awkwardly next to each other in the middle of the stage for about a minute.
Somehow crickets found their way into the audience as the leaguers looked on expecting something to happen. But, all that could be heard was Superman clearing his throat and looking at everything but Superboy. Superboy was doing the same.
The curtains slowly closed around the awkward silence.
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Flash and Kid Flash:
Both Speedsters were seated at a table when the curtains opened. Large piles of every food you can imagine placed in front of them. Wally was drooling like crazy. Agent A (Alfred) for some reason was holding an airsoft gun to signal the start of the food eating contest. He took aim and shot a pellet at Wally between the eyes with deadly aim and a slight smirk on his otherwise expressionless face.
"ow!" Wally whined while rubbing his head. He jumped in when Flash started without him. Food was flying everywhere and Agent A tried to shield himself with his silver platter. The contest lasted only a minute before the table was empty, but it was an eventful minute.
Randomly a hot dog flew into the crowd and was stabbed by one of Batman's cowled ears earning a batglare and a grumble from the man. Yet Robin stood on his chair and yanked the piece of food from his mentor's mask and plopped back down where he ate it. Other league members were also attacked by food projectiles. A slice of pizza stuck itself to Roy's face then slid onto his lap. An Ice cream cone landed on Superboy's forehead making him look like a unicorn. Pulling it from his head he inspected the sweet treat. He never had ice cream before. Green Arrow, who finally woke up, went to sit in a chair but was knocked unconscious by a flying coconut.
Wally and Flash sat back in their chairs and patted their full tummies. As the curtains were closing the crowd heard two harmonious belches.
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INTERMISSION: Munahmunah, do do do do do. Munahmunah, do do do do... (love the muppets)
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Aquaman and Aqualad:
The curtains opened to show both Aquaman and Aqualad standing in front of microphones. Both were wearing sunglasses. Agent A pressed a boom box unleashing orchestral music heavy on the violin. Aquaman started to sing with a deep baratone voice that made the ladies blush and the men get jealous.
When Aqualad's turn came to sing, everyone was expecting a deep voice like the King's. But when he opened his mouth a very high feminine voice rang over the crowd. Everyone who was drinking from their cups at the moment did a spit take. The entire audience stared at the the boy with their eyes bugging out of their heads. Did that seriously just happen? Both Flash and Wally choked on their popcorn and then burst out laughing. The Dark knight chuckled a little under his hand while Robin kept shouting for an encore. Green Arrow and Green Lantern suddenly burst into tears. Meanwhile Wonder Woman whipped out her iphone to snap some pictures and a video perfect for blackmail.
When the Atlantians finished their song they bowed to the audience and earned a standing ovation. As the curtains were closing Aqualad could be seen moonwalking off stage and back to his seat.
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Martian Manhunter and Miss Martian:
When the curtains opened, two bunnies were found on the stage. They sniffed the air and wiggled their little noses causing the female leaguers and Flash to coo at the cuteness. Suddenly one of the bunnies turned green and grew spikes as it got bigger and bigger and bigger. Everyone was shocked when they saw that Godzilla was sitting right in from of them.
"Oh hey guys! Do you like my new trick? I saw it on tv last night." Godzilla spoke in a deep and scary voice to the crowd. some of the audience fainted, others curled up and cried for their mommas, superman included. The rest just stared with wide eyed with their mouths hanging open.
"Hello Megan!" Godzilla hit the side of it's head. "I almost forgot, I wrote a little poem for the league...hey!" Growled the beast as the curtain closed as much as it could though a large green foot and tail could still be seen. The remaining bunny saluted the crowd with one ear and then turned invisible with an audible "Peace out".
Green Arrow finally woke up again and sat next to Artemis who was trying to hold in her giggles.
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Batman and Robin: (the dance moves were from Howcast, on Youtube)
The curtains opened with the sound of circus music playing. The stage was dark until the lights came on showing Batman in the process of juggling three batarangs with a scowl on his face. The only parts of his body moving were his hands.
Everyone stared and tried to hold in their giggles. Except for Green Arrow who fell off his chair clutching his stomach in fits of laughter. Flash soon joined him when Batman's scowl deepened into a batglare. The others were trying not to wet their pants. In the background Robin came slinking onto the stage as if singing the 'Pink Panther' theme to himself. He put his finger to his lips signaling the others to be quiet. When he was several feet behind his mentor he charged with a mixture of hand springs and twists. With a final push he flipped into the air right at Batman amazing the other superheroes. Green Arrow who finally recovered from his bouts of laughter stared in awe at the young bird in his descent towards the Dark Knight. However, Batman quickly threw all the weapons into the air and crouched into a ducking position as Robin sailed over him where he landed gracefully in a crouch in front of the man. Both abruptly stood up with their hands in the air and caught
the batarangs. Batman with two and Robin holding one in both hands.
The crowd went wild with cheers and whistles. Robin however, held up a finger and shook his head with a smirk on his face. He snapped his fingers and Agent A seemed to appear out of nowhere with a stereo system. He pushed a button and the Dynamic Duo quickly stood next to each other with their head down and arms at their sides. They suddenly started dancing to 'Soulja Boy' which caused an uproar of laughs and whistles from the crowd as both the dancers were completely synchronized to the music.
The Dynamic Duo crossed their arms over their waists, then brought their knees up and snapped their fingers at their sides. Robin was cackling while he watched the others go wild with excitement. Next they hopped to the right with their arms extended to the left. Then crossed the right foot behind the left and touched it with their left hand. Batman smirked at the awesomeness. He was glad he agreed to this song that Robin pleaded for with his puppy dog eyes. How could he ever refuse those eyes. He basked in the dumbfounded faces of his fellow leaguers at seeing the almighty Batman crank that Soulja Boy.
The next set of movements consisted of crossing the left leg over the right and slapping the left knee as it came up to the waist. Then came the Superman pose where both Robin and Batman paused for a few seconds and pretended to be the blue boyscout and ended in a crouch. Robin cackled as he saw Superman choke on his drink and stare at them with his mouth hanging open. Everyone started laughing at Superman's expression, even Conner. Then suddenly Batman and Robin jumped and extended their arms and hopped again.
They ended their dance with a fist bump and Robin proceeded to wave his hands in the air basking in their glory before he jumped on his father's back and yelled "To the Batmobile" resulting in the Dark Knight grabbing his son's legs and cantering off the stage with a 'neigh'. This action caused the Young Justice team especially Wally to roll on the floor laughing. Tears were streaming down their faces. The expressions of the Justice league varied from shocked to joing the kids on the floor which was exactly where GA and Flash were. Roy remained in his seat. Arms crossed, but smirking nontheless.
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Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed it.
Who do you think is the best mentor? Please leave your votes in the review area and you will all get an invisible batcookie from Alfred.
Based on the votes I will put up chapter two for the 'results' show. YaY!