I swear on my own life that this is the worst story I have ever written!

But in my sleep deprived state I can not help but post it...

ps-I own barely nothing and the little I do own I DO NOT WANT!


"Well Mr Gavin would you like to see the baby?"

Kristoph could do no more but nod his head after the exhausting experience of giving birth.

"Well here you are" the nurse brought over his child wrapped in a hospital blanket. "A healthy baby... um well lets just say a healthy baby for now shall we." The woman deposited the child in his arms and bolted from the room.

Kristoph moved the blanket from his child's face and saw the most beautiful site he had ever seen.

"Hello baby, I'm your mummy" he cooed the child then gurgled and a light green bubble appeared hanging from (what appeared to be) its nose.

Kristoph gushed as the newborn raised one tentacle and wrapped it around his finger.

"You look just like your father"


...what a creepy baby... if that thing came out of me I would pick up a shovel (as there would so be a shovel in a hospital 0.o) and I would beat it to death...
anyway I blame the fact I have an essay due in 8 hours which I have yet to start and that I am still awake at 3am...
I really suck

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Always

KarlaMarie

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R&R