The characters and this book is NOT MINE, I do not own any thing, I mean having Edward,Emmett and Jacob all to myself would be more than sexy, but I do not own any of them.(sadly)

"I wonder what will happen to her." Jacob Black said, looking over to see Reneesme asleep in Rosalie's arms. "We don't have to worry about that right now, Jake." Bella told him. Just at that moment, Edward popped outta nowhere, and jumped into Bella's lap. He was smiling Bella's favorite crooked smile, but something was weird about it. "Hey, love." He smiled and pecked Bella quickly on the mouth. Jacob made a gagging sound, but they ignored him. "Hi, honey…..What's the matter?" Bella said shortly after Edward hopped back up and started jogging in place. He had on a face of confusion and answered, "Nothing, why?" Bella didn't like to call people out if they were not acting themselves, so she just shrugged. Jacob was staring at Edward with his nose pointed out and he was sniffing. Sniffing what? Then Jacob starting choking, but it wasn't actually choking, it was laughter. And then it turned into real snorts. Bella was starting to get confused and she guessed Edward was to busy doing the cha-cha to read Jacob's thoughts. All of the sudden a baby bottle flew across the room and hit Jacob square in the face. Rosalie had thrown it, well chucked it really, and was now smiling because the werewolf's laughter was cut off. But it wasn't only the bottle that made Jacob stop laughing it was that Emmett was now charging into the living room with full drawn fury across his face. "Emmett? Oh cheezits, what is wrong?" Rosalie asked frantically, and as she did so, she was backing out of the room slowly with Reneesme tucked securely in her arms. Bella finally got a chance to stand up and guard her daughter, since Rosalie was putting off the vibe of danger."Emmett, calm down please." Bella told him. Jacob was standing up beside Bella, Rosalie was finally getting out of the room, and they all saw what the problem was was staring at Edward, who was surprisingly not paying attention at all. He was posing like a supermodel, puckering his lips, pushing his butt out and strutting down his imaginary catwalk. What the hell was wrong with him!?!?! Ahhh!!! Emmett growled, and soon after, Jacob did, too. Bella was snarling at Emmett. Only, then did Edward get the gist of what was going on. He turned, posed, and then sat down on the floor and crossed his legs in front of him. He looked up and made a pouty face at the three infuriated super naturals. "Well,well,well. What do we have here?" He said looking at Emmett. "A very, very strong vampire, about to tear your stupid ass head off." Emmett answered. "What is the reason for this?" Carlisle strolled in. Rosalie must have told him what was wrong. Which absolutely no one knew right now, except for Emmett and probably Edward. Jacob and Bella both mumbled "I have no clue". Only then did Emmett snarl and point his sausage sized finger at Bella's weird acting husband."He,"Emmett spat the word through his clenched teeth,"took my weed."

Sorry this is so short, but there will be more. I have new chapters already, but I need reviews first!! I really hope you guys liked it, it is my first story. Thank you!!^.^