Hiya! Since I have a short attention span and can only work on a story for an extended period of time, I decided to make one-shots (Is that the correct term? -.-) to fill the time between the updates of my so called "normal" chapter stories. They were inspired by the many songs on my iPod. :)

Anyways, this is like a AU to my AU in "The Dynamic Duo". Because Prompto doesn't have a kid in it but I decided "What the heck, let's do it!".


"Mommy! Mom! Ma! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Mama!" A flash of pink ran towards Lightning as she stepped foot in the foyer. The little girl giggled in excitement; she was in possession of some very important information. Her ponytail swayed side to side as she shifted her weight from side to side as well. Her grin was wide and she clearly was missing some baby teeth.

"What Skylee?" Skylee followed Lightning as she made her way towards the living room. "Where's Kristie?"

"That's exactly who I wanted to talk to you about! Mommy, you nay want to sit down for this." Lightning gladly obliged, work was hectic today. The mini-pinkette stood in front of her mother and started again. "Kristie-"

"Don't listen to anything she says!" As if on cue, Kristie emerged from the kitchen area. She was holding a butter knife in her hand. Her dark hair was in complete disarray. Kristie briskly made her way to stand next to her strawberry blonde sibling.

"Kristie, what are you doing with that?"

"I was attempting to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich-"

"You don't like jelly, though."

"Fine, a peanut butter sandwich but I don't understand how to do it! The peanut butter just destroys the bread...Nevermind, don't listen to Skylee!"

"Why not?"

"Beacause she spouts lies!"

"Kristie, what have I told you about talking that way about your sister?"

"But-"

"No 'but's', okay? Wait, where's Vanille?" Skylee and Kristie looked at each; it seemed as though they were having a telepathic conversation. Finally after a few minutes, Kristie spoke up.

"Well, it's best of we just show you.." She walked towards the dinning room as the pink-haired females followed as well. As they approached, the red-haired pig-tailed girl was snoring past out in one the chairs. "She was too hyper even for me so I gave her those pills you and Daddy use when you can't sleep."

"Then, she passed out while eating her lunch.." Skylee added, pointing out that Vanille was using a sandwich as a pillow. Lightning put her index finger and thumb to the bridge of her nose. After witnessing the spectacle, they retreated back to the couch thinking it best to leave her to her slumber.

"Kristie, let Skylee say what she has to say."

"Thank you…Anyways, before I was so rudely interrupted-" Again, before the girl could finish her sentence, a figure walked in through the front door, but it wasn't like Skylee could be mad for too long it was her dad. "Daddy!" Skylee smiled running with her sister towards their tall father. Lightning lagged behind allowing her daughters to jump his legs, literally running circles around him. As the 'crowd' moved over, Lightning planted a short-lived kiss on her husband's lips, due to the force of two children pulling him towards the couch. "Looks like I have some competition, Noctis."

"What can I say? I'm great with the ladies?" Their dark-haired dad said over his shoulder to Lightning.

"Dad, come make me a sandwich and NOT listen to Skylee!"

"You have to sit down! I am about to drop some knowledge on everybody!" Skylee beckoned.

"One at a time! We will settle this like gentlemen...I mean gentle..ladies?"

"Noctis, what exactly do you mean?"

"I mean a game of fair Roshambo. Unless you want them to battle it out in a fight-to-the-death?"

"Noctis!" Light lightly slapped his arm as they sat down on the couch. She rolled her eyes as he snickered. Kristie looked irritated and Skylee was overly excited; a real change of personalities.

"Challenge accepted." Skylee exclaimed assuming the position of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Kristie reluctantly followed suit.

"Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot!" They said in unison. Skylee got paper and Kristie got rock.

Kristie crosse her arms and pouted. "This game is cheap! How does paper even win against rock? Rock could tear paper up in like 2 seconds!"

"I won!"

"Kristie, it was fair. Alright what is it Skylee?" Noctis said.

"Finally, Kristie-"

"How the fuck do you use tumblr?" An angry Fang burst through the front door, holding her smartphone in her hand. She looked up from the screen and seemed beyond flustered. "Excuse my Chinese? Why Chinese, because the French are tired of being accused of using such profound language!" She raged.

"That's a dollar in the swear jar!" Skylee pointed to a clear glass jar on the mantle; it was nearly two-thirds full of bills and various coins.

Fang rustled a bill out of her pocket and tossed it in the air. "This ridiculous contraption doesn't make any sense! Why is it so motherfu- freaking complicated!"

"Auntie Fang, you are kinda interrupted my important speech."

"Oh sorry kiddo." She sat on the arm of the couch setting her phone down. "But now I'm curious, what is it?" Fang gave the small pink-hair girl an apologetic look. She nodded for her to continue.

"Kristie likes-" Yet another interruption happened, this time it was Stella, Prompto and their son, Brenden Flueret. Brenden was almost like a mini-Prompto, scratch that, he is a mini-Prompto. Everyone just assumed and joked they cloned Prompto and Stella was just the vessel.

"Lightning! Noctis! You cannot believe what I just found out!" Lightning and Noctis were used to people barging into their house, it was almost a tradition of the evening. Brenden was not himself and was awkwardly standing behind his mother; he had a small red tint on his cheeks as well.

"Can it hold on, please, Aunt Stella? I have a really, really important issue at hand!"

"Uh, sure, but it is gonna blow everyone's face off from sheer bewilderment!" Prompto agreed.

"Alright! Before their is anymore interruptions, Kristie-you know what I think it's best if she tells you." She said slyly smiling.

"Wha? No! Fine...I like-"

"Kristie likes a boy!"

The adults all gasped. Lightning and Fang were shocked, Prompto and Stella were holding back laughs and Noctis had a few words.

"So, what's this boy's name? Social security? Address? Date of birth? Blood type?" Kristie's face reddened even more.

"That's not all Daddy! The best and funniest part is that it's..wait for it...Brenden! And the crowd all gasped again!" She pointed and gasped herself.

"What?" Lightning shouted and stared at the Fluerets.

"That was what I was coming to tell you!" Stella said a bit amused. Skylee was entertaining herself by singing "Kristie and Brenden sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!..."

"Noctis, we'll be brothers for real!" Prompto clapped excitedly.

"This is so going on tumblr..." Fang mumbled.

Brenden and Kristie were sharing very awkward eye contact. Each secretly wishing that this would end, soon.


Inspired by the song: Kids In Love by Mayday Parade

Watch out for more. Because I do have a lot more...longer and shorter..lol

By the way, feel free to give me a song suggestion! I will probably make a one-shot about it! :)