Chapter 1 - The Plan
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"I said no!" Faye crossed her arms and childishly shook her head.
Jet slammed his fist onto the coffee table, obviously becoming frustrated "Come on, Faye, the plan won't work without you."
Spike was aloofly sprawled out on the couch; it looked like he could've fallen asleep right there. Cigarette in his mouth and everything.
"Why can't Ed go?" Faye pointed at the overly hyperactive child.
Ed jumped on her back and exclaimed "Edward is a little girl, Faye-Faye! Not a big girl like you."
Then she jumped off Faye's back to go play with Ein.
"Errgh," Faye grumbled, growing angry. "What about the two of you?"
Spike Looked at Jet for a moment.
Jet's eye twitched "Maybe it has something to do with the fact that we're both MEN?"
Spike put his hands behind his head and mumbled "Einstein." under his breath.
Faye's face began to flush a little when she realized she had just run out of excuses. But then a new idea sparked, a good one in fact…
"Okay, but I want half." she shot them an 'I'm smarter than you two' smirk.
"HALF?!" both men flung forward.
Spike's mouth dropped open, causing his cigarette to fall out of it and onto his lap. "Ow, ow - ow!" he repeated to himself while trying to keep it from burning him. "how's that any fair?"
"I'll be doing all the work, of course." she flashed a scheming grin. "And plus you'll need someone with my acting talent to pull it off."