Services Rendered
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Story URL: archiveofourown dot org/works/626989
G1, Prowl/multiple
Prowl has no use for social pleasantries. He does, however, have an important use for regular overloads. So he pays. And has strict rules. It's far too good to last forever, though.
Ch 1: Prowl/buymech, Prowl/Jazz
Ch 2: Prowl/Sunstreaker
Ch 3: Prowl/Jazz
Ch 4: Prowl/Hot Rod
Ch 5: Prowl/Ratchet
Ch 6: Prowl/Jazz
Ch 7: Prowl/Mirage
Notes:
nanoklik = 1/8 second;
klik = 496 nanokliks/62 seconds;
breem = 8 kliks/8.27 minutes;
groon = 9 breem/1.24 hours;
joor = 6 groon/7.44 hours;
orn = 42 joor/13.02 days;
decaorn = 32 orns/1.14 years;
metacycle = 8 decaorn/9.22 years;
vorn = 9 metacycles/72 decaorn/83 years;
Prompt:
From tfanonkink dot livejournal dot com/11776 dot html?thread=12600576#t12600576
What if Prowl is truly cold? I always pictured him being a mech who was so engulfed by his job that he didn't want to spend time on such trivialities as interfacing. Unfortunately, he has concluded that he functions better after a good release. So, what if he pays bots to sleep with him? This is strictly professional, no emotions whatsoever; extremely clinical and cold. I reaaally want to read a fic in which Prowl says:
Prowl placed his hands behind his back and stated coldly: I have five rules. Memorize them.
Rule #1: No speaking. I prefer no interaction between us. Try to refrain from moaning, but I can overlook an occasional grunt, so long as the noise is kept at a minimum.
Rule #2: No touching. I do not appreciate my body being touched, especially my door-wings. Keep the movement as little as possible.
Rule #3: No valve. You will go nowhere near my valve - if you ignore this, there will be repercussions. I prefer my spike getting stimulated only.
Rule #4: I expect two overloads from my spike - only two overloads. The first one induced by your mouth, the second one inside your valve.
Rule #5: You will speak of this to no one. Once we are done I shall leave the money on my desk and you are required to clean afterwards.
Prowl's cold gaze flickered over the mech: Understood? If you meet all of these expectations, your payment will be generous. However, if you violate any of them, the consequences will be harsh.