A/N: This is a drabble thingy I'm doing. The "chapters" will be under 300 words, with a few exceptions.

#1: England has Lost his Unicorn

The G8 meeting had just begun. Yet, England was not there. " 'ey, where's l'Angleterre?" France asked, staring at England's empty chair.

"I dunno."

"Me either." Suddenly, the door was busted in. England flew into the room, his appearance frazzeled.

"HELP! I need help!"

"Iggy! What do you need help with? Me, the hero will help you!"

"I... I have lost my UNICORN!"

"Uh... I'll take a rain check on that hero thing..."

"Oh, l'Angleterre, you're pitiful."

"Shut up you bloody frog!"