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Prompt: Demolish
Normally Sakura Uchiha would usually pride herself on being level headed and reasonable. Ha for real okay that was a lie but at least she tried to be with her husband. She was patient and understanding to a fault. When everyone around her criticized her for staying with someone who 'abandoned' his family she didn't listen to them and kept on supporting him from a far.
But now she has really reached her boiling point with the man.
"Don't you think you're over reacting Sakura?" Ino said one afternoon when she came for tea.
"Hell no! I'm through Ino I've had it up to here with him!" Sakura told her as she raised her hand up above her head demonstrating how irritated she was with her husband up till this point.
"He's just trying to protect you." She sighed. When Ino got the call from Sakura asking if the woman would like to come over for tea she expected to have some much-needed girl time and dish about their husbands and not about how they wanted to chop off their man goods, ship it off to a lava monster and have him fry it over a volcano. Seriously those were the exact words Sakura used when she told Ino what she wanted to do to her husband. Apparently the woman could get incredibly imaginative when she was pregnant.
"Did I tell you that he locked up my chef knives and the only thing I have left to use for preparing dinner are Sarada's old baby knives?" Sakura asked as she looked at her friend expecting her to say something against it.
"Alright I admit that is a bit much but-"
"No buts Ino. I swear when I was pregnant with Sarada I was sleeping on a bed of rocks and now Sasuke is complaining that our bed isn't good enough for a pregnant woman to sleep on. Like for the love of god!"
"That doesn't really sound like Sasuke though…" Ino thought out loud.
"I know right! When we were traveling when I was pregnant he wouldn't even bat an eye about my comfort."
"You know what this reminds me of?" Ino said to Sakura once she remembered about a certain friend of theirs who behaved in a similar matter when his wife was last pregnant.
"Hm?"
"This reminds me of when Hinata was pregnant. Naruto went overboard with fussing over her."
"That's right. I remember now… Surely Sasuke wouldn't think to get advice from Naruto, would he?" Sakura asked hoping that wasn't the case.
"I cant see that happening. Say, when did Sasuke start acting unusual?"
Sakura had to think for a moment.
"Hmm about a week and a half ago I suppose."
"Wasn't that when Naruto gave him that mission to Suna?" Ino asked. Remembering something about a possible mission.
"Yes, but he turned it down to stay with me. My morning sickness was hitting me hard then."
"Doesn't it seem unlike Sasuke to refuse a mission to stay home and play nursemaid for his pregnant wife. No offense Sakura." She said waving her hands quickly as to avoid Sakura's wrath.
"You're right…"
"Do you think that maybe Sasuke isn't really Sasuke but Naruto in disguise?"
"I-"
As Sakura was thinking back on the past week and a bit she realized now that her husband's actions were unlike him. Not to say that he isn't usually attentive and protective but the Sasuke now is more annoying than ever. Almost like…
"Oh my god. It is! It's Naruto!" Sakura yelled as she stood up and walked to the front door in a hurry with her battle face on.
"Where are you going Sakura?!" Ino called out after her.
"To demolish my 'husband'" She said.
Just as Sakura was about to open her front door a tall black-haired man entered the house.
"Sakura?" Sasuke questioned when he saw the frightening expression his wife wore. He knew well enough that whoever Sakura was pissed at would probably need a week in the ICU at the hospital.
"Sasuke…"
"Hn. Sorry I'm late the mission the dobe sent me on took longer to finish."
"Out of my way!" She demanded.
Not wanting to incur the wrath of his pregnant wife he stepped aside.
"Oh, and you're next!" Sakura said looking at him over her shoulders as she took off down the street towards the Hokage's office.
"What the hell happened?" Sasuke asked after a few moments of silence.
"Next time you want to take a mission when your wife is pregnant don't plan on having Naruto act as a stand in. Oh, and good luck protecting your ninja tool." Ino said getting up from her seat as she glanced down at Sasuke's private part which had him instinctively covering himself up and left the house.
After the events of that afternoon the Hokage tower for the second time since it's been built had to go through major restoration. Let's just say as a result Sasuke was pretty much on the mark about the comment he made on how the person who had angered Sakura would spend the majority of a week recovering in the ICU.
Hi everyone. I am putting together a series of prompts I hope you enjoyed this one.
Please feel free to suggest any prompt you would like to see.
Chao,