Disclaimer: I still don't own Batman or any of its related characters or themes...
AN1: The idea hit me while fanart surfing... hehehe...
AN2: could constitute as a Troll fic, I suppose, but that's what makes it fun! crack!fic ahead
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Theme-Song
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"OOHH! LOOK who came to visit!" Joker announces Batman's arrival before he even landed.
Batman latches his climbing-claw to the roof, intending to use it to repel downward into the warehouse until-
"STOP!"
The sudden yell made Batman pause unintentionally. For the most part he was actually a shocked by Joker's appeal… since… well, he never makes any.
The Joker clears his throat and throws a thumbs to Batsy's way, "Alright, go ahead…"
It hits Batman, how this could be a trap, how Joker could just be playing him and was about to blow him up –or worse. But, deciding not to second-guess his previous actions, he started repelling downwards…
"DANANANANANANANANA –BATMAN!" Joker sings some weird theme-song as the Batman repelled down to the ground. It's the same song he's been singing since they met –as in, EACH time they meet. Seriously, each time Batman would arrive on the scene… VOILA he'd be treated to a Pavarotti performance. It was getting annoying.
"Again? Don't you have anything better to do?" Bruce growls, disconnecting the wires.
"No."
"... ..."
Joker grinned happily.
"...I'm leaving…"
Disregarding whatever reason he had to come in the first place, Batman turned and left the warehouse. The Joker-clowns were scattering, not wanting to stand in the way of a theme-song-agitated-Batman. But… Joker on the other hand….
"There he goes, he's leaving with his cloak, it's BATMAN! DANANANANANA-"
"SHUT UP!"
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LOL, Thanks for reading ;)