Lady: Alo. Velcome to my store.
Man. Um. . . "alo."
Lady: Vat vould you like, my sweet? * Giggles * I said sweet, and it's a sweet store. * Giggles madly * Get it??
Man: I'm gonna go. . .
Lady: No, vait! * Evil look * Vould you like a chocaleet?
Man: I'm fine, thanks. Bye.
Lady: Have a chocaleet.
Man: No. . . I'm on a diet.
Lady: * Waves a cube under her nose * Mmmm. chocaleecious.
Man: I bet it is, but this isn't the store I wanted.
Lady: You don't vant no chocaleet? You must! I insist.
Man: I'm fine.
Lady: You must!!! * Lunges at the man * Chocaleeeeet!!!
Man: ARGH!!!
Lady: Chocaleeeeeeeeeet. Chocaleeeeeeeeeeet!
Man: * Sobbing * I don't want a chocaleet!
Lady: Come here you chocaleet-hating bastard!
Man: Noooooooo!
Lady: Taste ze filling!
Man: Somebody help me!
Lady: * Screeching * Chocaleeeeeeeeet!!!
Man: All right! All right. I'll have a chocaleet. * Slowly munches on the chocaleet *
Lady: Good, yes?
Man: * Cautiously * Good, yes.
Lady: Vould you like to buy a bag of chocaleets?
Man: * Regaining his composure * No, I'm okay.
Lady: * Growls *
Man: On the other hand. . .
Lady: Do not anger the chocaleet gnomes.
Man: The who-what-now?
Lady: The chocaleet gnomes.
Man: Um. . .
Lady: How many shoes?
Man: What?
Lady: How many shoes?
Man: . . .Four?
Lady: The answer is meatloaf. You have angered the gnomes.
Man: Whoa! Look at the time! I better get going.
* Gnomes come out *
Man: What in the world. . .?
Gnomes: * Singing * We are the chocaleet gnomes, we eat to work, we work to eat, what we love is chocaleet!
Man: Oh. . . my. . . gosh. My therapist will have a field day with this.
Gnomes: Foolish mortal! You answered falsely to our question! Now you must pay!
Man: * Turns to run, but gasps as a steel door slides over the exit *
Lady and Gnomes: * Evil laugh *
Lady: Zer is no escape!
* Gnomes carry Man off into the back room, all the while singing "We are the chocaleet gnomes, we eat to work, we work to eat, what we love is chocaleet!" *
Man: Nooooooooooo!!!
Lady: Mwahahahahahahaha!
Gnomes: Fwahahahahahaha!
*****Couple of hours later*****
* Another man enters the store *
Lady: Alo.
Man: Hi. I'd like to buy. . . wow. That is one big chocolate bunny. It's so life-size.
Lady: * Places hands together in corny evil leader pose * Yes. . . it is. * Maniacal laughter *
* Off in the back of the store (quiet and eerie): "We are the chocaleet gnomes, we eat to work, we work to eat, what we love is chocaleet! *
Man. Um. . . "alo."
Lady: Vat vould you like, my sweet? * Giggles * I said sweet, and it's a sweet store. * Giggles madly * Get it??
Man: I'm gonna go. . .
Lady: No, vait! * Evil look * Vould you like a chocaleet?
Man: I'm fine, thanks. Bye.
Lady: Have a chocaleet.
Man: No. . . I'm on a diet.
Lady: * Waves a cube under her nose * Mmmm. chocaleecious.
Man: I bet it is, but this isn't the store I wanted.
Lady: You don't vant no chocaleet? You must! I insist.
Man: I'm fine.
Lady: You must!!! * Lunges at the man * Chocaleeeeet!!!
Man: ARGH!!!
Lady: Chocaleeeeeeeeeet. Chocaleeeeeeeeeeet!
Man: * Sobbing * I don't want a chocaleet!
Lady: Come here you chocaleet-hating bastard!
Man: Noooooooo!
Lady: Taste ze filling!
Man: Somebody help me!
Lady: * Screeching * Chocaleeeeeeeeet!!!
Man: All right! All right. I'll have a chocaleet. * Slowly munches on the chocaleet *
Lady: Good, yes?
Man: * Cautiously * Good, yes.
Lady: Vould you like to buy a bag of chocaleets?
Man: * Regaining his composure * No, I'm okay.
Lady: * Growls *
Man: On the other hand. . .
Lady: Do not anger the chocaleet gnomes.
Man: The who-what-now?
Lady: The chocaleet gnomes.
Man: Um. . .
Lady: How many shoes?
Man: What?
Lady: How many shoes?
Man: . . .Four?
Lady: The answer is meatloaf. You have angered the gnomes.
Man: Whoa! Look at the time! I better get going.
* Gnomes come out *
Man: What in the world. . .?
Gnomes: * Singing * We are the chocaleet gnomes, we eat to work, we work to eat, what we love is chocaleet!
Man: Oh. . . my. . . gosh. My therapist will have a field day with this.
Gnomes: Foolish mortal! You answered falsely to our question! Now you must pay!
Man: * Turns to run, but gasps as a steel door slides over the exit *
Lady and Gnomes: * Evil laugh *
Lady: Zer is no escape!
* Gnomes carry Man off into the back room, all the while singing "We are the chocaleet gnomes, we eat to work, we work to eat, what we love is chocaleet!" *
Man: Nooooooooooo!!!
Lady: Mwahahahahahahaha!
Gnomes: Fwahahahahahaha!
*****Couple of hours later*****
* Another man enters the store *
Lady: Alo.
Man: Hi. I'd like to buy. . . wow. That is one big chocolate bunny. It's so life-size.
Lady: * Places hands together in corny evil leader pose * Yes. . . it is. * Maniacal laughter *
* Off in the back of the store (quiet and eerie): "We are the chocaleet gnomes, we eat to work, we work to eat, what we love is chocaleet! *