Yume's Tongue-Twisting Tongue-Fu.
Chapter 1.
Shampoo's Best Friend.
Author: Sylvan Wind Of Change.
Thanks to Birds Eye View for the idea of Tongue-Fu.
Disclaimer: Ranma 1/2 belongs to Rumiko Takahashi, and not me; however, Yume does belong to me! (yay! I own something for once!)
(I will use 'Ranko' for female Ranma, and 'Ranma' for male Ranma)
Have Fun!
Shampoo burst through the wall of the Tendo dojo on her bicycle, another girl clutching the bike behind her and shrieking.
"Nihao Ranma!" Shampoo smashed into the unfortunate Saotome boy, hurling him onto the hardwood floor in the process.
"Shampoo! Who's that girl behind you?" Asked a slightly bruised Ranma.
"Oh! Ranma, this Shampoo's best friend from China!"
"Hi, Ranma, I Yume. Nice to meet you!"
The girl was small, even compared to Shampoo, and wore green slacks and a purple short-sleeved shirt with green dragons on it.
"So, Shampoo's Great-Grandmother, Cologne, tells me you don't know what is 'Tongue-Fu!"
Yume said as she tossed back her long, black, braids.
"Uh. . . " Said the baffled Ranma, "what IS Tongue-Fu?"
"It martial arts tongue fighting!"
"Well, Yume, if its got the words 'martial arts' in it, I can learn it!"
Said Ranma, proudly.
"I not doubt that. Here, you take scroll of Tongue-Fu!"
She handed him a small scroll, as she regarded him with skeptical brown eyes.
"If you learn Tongue-Fu by next week, I fight you. You find me Saturday at Cat Cafe."
Said Yume, her blonde-dyed bangs fluttering in the breeze that was wafting from the large hole in the dojo.
"OK!" Declaired Ranma. "I'll do it!"
Yume smiled and got back on Shampoo's bike.
"You have spirit. Great-Grandfather Tongue-Fu-Tze like that! Spirit good for Tongue-Ow!"
"Tongue-Ow?" Ranma began to ask, as Yume and Shampoo rode of into the sunset.
Minutes later, a jealous Akane dumped a pail of ice-cold water on Ranma.
The pail landed on his tongue, which he had stuck out at her.
"Oh," Exclaimed Ranma-turned-Ranko, "now I get it!"
But Ranma had barely scratched the surface of the terrible secret he was about to uncover. . .
DududuDU... R&R to find out if Ranma can beat Yume at her own game.