Little one shot.

I own nothing.

In less than 24 hours I will be reading Order of the Phoenix. YES!

Here we go.



Haha, My Boyfriend's Hot.



"Booooooreeeeeeeed" moaned a very (obviously) bored Katie Bell.

"You finally noticed the lack of anything even slightly amusing to do?" Angelina Johnson, one of her best friends answered.

"Did you figue tht out all by yourself Katie? I'm so proud of you!" Alicia Spinnet, Katie's other best friend quipped.

"Shut up, you two..." Katie muttered.

"Look" Angelina pointed out the library door to where three very fine spicimens of manhood were passing by.

Namely Fred and George Weasley, and Lee Jordan.

"Haha, my boyfriend's ho-ot." Alicia teasingly said, admiring George's body under his robes.

"He's nowhere near as cute as Fred," Angelina countered.

"They're twins you idiot!" Alicia exclaimed.

"Look you guys, I know you both are madly in love with the Weasley twins, but I would like to take a moment to piont out that my boyfriend is undoubtable hotter, cuter, and sexier than either of yours could ever be." Katie put in.

"Oh you wish, Katie!" Angelina exclaimed.

"My boyfriends got a six-pack..." Alicia mused.

"So does mine!" both Katie and Angelina shouted.

"My god you guys!" Hermione Granger poked her head out from behind a bookshelf. "All of you have incredible hot boyfriends, okay!? Now, will you please be quiet!"

"Hermione! Are you crushing on my boyfriend?" Alicia asked suspiciously.

"What?" Hermione looked shocked at the very suggestion. " I have a boyfriend and I'm very happy with him."

"But why did you call him hot?" Katie questioned.

"Beacuse I was trying to get you guys to shut up!" Hermione sounded very exasperated my then.

"Are you sure? Cuz', I mean Fred is really hot..." Angelina put in.

"Yes I am sure! I do not like your boyfriends. I have Ron and I am happy with Ron!" Hermione practically screamed.

And who else would show up that time but a very pleased Ronald Weasley.

As Hermione was distracted by her red-haired lover-boy, the chasers escaped the library, and headed for the quidditch pitch where they knew they would fing their very, hot cute and extreeeeemly sexy boyfriends, and maybe sneak in a little snogging time before lunch.

The End

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