I do not own star wars, Anakin, Padme; Jar Jar, or anything else you might recognize. The inspiration for this goes to my dad. I know it is short, but it's all I got. So, sit back, relax, and prepare to be amused.
This takes place when Anakin gets back from saving Palpatine from his 'abduction.'
Anakin looked Padme up and down.
"Are you all right? You're trembling." He observed.
"Ani," she began, "something wonderful has happened…I'm pregnant."
*inserting crack ending*
Anakin's eyes widened as his jaw hit the floor.
"What?! But that's impossible; I've been out fighting for over a year! How can you be pregnant?" he asked–shouted.
Jar Jar Binks peaked around the corner. "Mesa have good time with her." He chuckled.