Summary: Nickelodeon gets a little pissed when Cartoonnetwork's ratings go off the charts. So they decide to go into an all out battle to see who's the better network. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will end up…gulp…dead?

Me: This story includes many cartoon characters, both from CN and Nick. I am not gonna tell you which ones because I'm not sure if I'll actually put them in here. And sorry, but I'm not gonna put mini-moose in here. Remember, I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR THE IDEA!!!!!!!!!

Note: This is a rewrite of an old story that I written like… a long time ago… So I will delete the original once I get caught up.

The CartoonTakeover

Chapter One

It was just another normal day in Cartoonnetwork. The Eds were scamming, the Titans were battling, Dexter was inventing, and the Spies were spying. Yep. Everything was normal. But something was going on in the land of Nick.

In Nick, it was a dark and stormy night. All the Nicktoons had an emergency meeting in Danny Phantom's basement.

"Danny! Your basement is to small!" complained Angelica, attempting to move into a more comfortable position.

"WAY to small," corrected Wanda. "I'm packed in here like a ham sandwich."

"A Ham and cheese sandwich," Cosmo added and took a sandwich out of his pocket, which he, of course, took a bite out of. "Mmmmmmmmmm. Cheesy."

"Whose idea was it to have a stupid meeting about stupid nothing in here any ways?" Asked Helga, who wasn't too happy about being here no matter what the problem was.

"Don't ask me," said Danny. "If I new we were going to have a meeting in my basement, I probably would've cleaned this place up a bit." He tried to move again. "Or get my sister to clean it…" He said under his breath.

"I know why we're all here!" A small high-pitched voice yelled. Everyone turned and directed their attention to a small robot in the middle of the room. "We're here to dance!" The little robot yelled as it started Dancing while everyone confusedly stared at it.

"Oh yeah! Uh huh uh huh! Doot do doot doo!" The robot kept dancing, at least until another voice was heard…

"Gir!" Zim stepped out of the crowd of people and walked up to Gir who was still dancing. "GIR!" Zim said louder.

Gir stopped and turned to face Zim, standing straight and tall. "Yes?" It said as its eyes turned from blue to red.

"Gir! You are ruining our plan for Nick domination!" Said Zim. "These pathetic humans are so pathetic and so they must NEVER know our evil…um…"

Zim stopped talking for he noticed that everyone around them was staring at them.

"Um…Gir! We must leave! Now!" Zim grabbed Gir and walked away (or just to the back of the room :P)

"Well that was interesting," said Debbie. "But seriously, why are we here?"

"It's Cartoonnetwork," said a dark, yet familiar voice.

Everyone turned, only to see a dark square figure lurking in the shadows.

"What about Cartoonnetwork?" Asked Eliza.

"Their TV ratings are off the charts," he said, still hidden.

"Oh…" said Sean, who was utterly confused. "Well, who the heck are you?"

The figure stepped out of the shadows, revealing who he was. Everyone gasped at the sight of…

Oooo cliff-hanger! Anyone who read this before knows who it is. But for those who didn't… YOU HAVE TO WAIT!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Cough any who…review please!!! (OR DIE!!!)