Good day ladies and germs! Olaf here. I will admit right now that I absolutely SUCK balls at actually writing stories. Lots of good ideas are rolling around in my head, but they never come to fruition. What I have here are some ideas for stories that I will leave to better authors than I. I'm not a great fan of slash, but if the author chooses to write the story in that manner, so be it. Just one request for that... please don't make it just a story about sex! If you wish to adopt an idea and run with it, please e-mail me. My final request is that I get some credit for being the originator of the idea.

Cruci-'O's... The Deatheater breakfast of choice.

Harry is Salazar Slytherin, not his reborn spirit. Time travel. Kills SS is duel, takes his place. becomes Founder. etc... Dark, but not Evil harry fic.

One Word... ROBOPOTTER!!! (this was just a brain fart), could be funny...

Harry and Voldemort slug it out in Judge Judy's Courtroom.note-- Harry must win, & V. must be utterly humiliated by Judy.

A HP/STNG xOver. Harry forms an alliance with the Borg and gets royally screwed in the end. Borg become even more powerful thanx to magic. But being that they can't control it, they suffer an overload and all die.

A HP/STNG xOver. Harry forms an alliance with the Borg. Becomes a Locutus type Borg and drives Voldy up the wall when he won't die in the final battle. Damn those magically enhanced nano-probes!!

Create/find a Latin phrase that will be used for slapping opponets... (bitch slap) (perra percutio)

What if the true reason the Fidelius Charm failed was that Dumbles cast only on J & L, but not Harry? This assumes that Black was the Secret Keeper and not Pettigrew. Harry Finds out and is ROYALY PISSED OFF!

As Harry is dreaming one night, Voldie invades. Harry recalls the legends of Freddy Kruger and summons him to kill V. (dark? Harry) (utterly sadistic Freddy).

"Ron... you are the most egotistical, insufferable, biggoted prat whose name is not Malfoy!!!"

'Exploding Snape'... new card/ game