Long ago in land of Hyrule, young man with blonde hair and hansum face with Mastur Sword lived. He was chozen hero of Hyrule, and his name Link. He was well luved by everyone even thoug he didn't like everyone and was only in luv with Zelda princess, not Saria because she was slut and bitch at times. He wants was followed by ferry Navi, but he kilt her with Mastur Sword because hey lissen LOL. Except Link was not like Link from ocorina of tiem or anything he was like Dark Link only sexi because he wor eyeline and black close, like his favrite band Good Charlotte. And Zelda was liek Avril Laveene only not slutty like her bc she isn't punk rawk and Zelda is punk rawk for lyfe and only luves Link, her sexi gothic knight. Link best friend was name Sasuke who was dark ninja n mysterious like Link, only he had black hairs and only wore eyeline sometimes (but never for Sakura because Sakura is slut and bitch too.) Sasuke was a bisexual vampire as well n luved to listen to Slipknot while he kilt ppl and drank blood. Sasuke secretly luved Link but Link never knew bc he was in luv wit Zelda and Zelda was his 4ever, not Sasuke AND DEFIANTLY NOT SARIA. Sasuke kilt Sakura and Naruto one day as wel bc they were stupid preps and were talking crap about Good charlotte and simple plan, and Sasuke caught them makin out which is totally gross bc preps suck ew, so they die.
Link, Sasuke, and Zelda were best of friends even tho Link n Zelda didnt kno that he as a bisexual vampire (more on that later guys, NO HATE ok) but Sasuke was afrid they mite judge him so he contined to feed in secret thats why he really killed Sakura and Naruto bc he was really hungry but he also hated them too so it worked out. One day Link returned from day at Hyrule Castle and noticed Sasuke was siting on ledge of cliff looking in the distance like wolf so he talked to him.
"Hey sasuke what's wrong" link asked, eyez shining in moonlite.
"O nothing link" Sasuke turned away so Link would not see him cry and blood on his mouth "I am just very tired"
"It is late, you can always come stay at my place" Link smiled "I understand Sasuke. I'm going bed now."
Sasuke stared as link walked off toward his tree house and couldnt help but heartbreak. He knew he couldnt take much more of pain in his soul bc he kept killing ppl bc he really luved his friend link but no one culd ever know bc Zelda was Link's luve. "Link wait"
but it ws too late, Link was gone.
"What do I do now"
He followed in his friends footsteps eagerly in the dark, but he didnt actually follow him instead he flew, Sasuke has wings in his back that only come out at nite bc vampire abiltes and they are hiden by his black close. Plagd by sorrow he climbed ladder to Links room even tho Link was fast asleep, Sasuke could tell bc he could hear "Little Things" by Good Charlotte playing from his window Link always listene to GC to fall asleep "PERFECT" Sasuke said bc he knew Link could not hear him.
Sasuke opened the door to find link slepig in bed, he sighed and close door, unsure what to do but scared.
to be continued