Heres a parody of the awesome Talking Heads song Burning Down The House - if you don't know it, look it up and give it a listen or just check out the original lyrics, I think parodies work so much better if you know exactly what they're based on.
Anyway, this one goes out to Locke in Enter 77 - loved him in that episode, hes really getting his mojo working again this season!!
(Please excuse the ruler lines - I'm double spacing in my original documents, but its still bunching my text together)
Burning Down The Hatch
Watch out!
John Locke wants what hes after.
Hey Patchy!
Plays chess but he's no master
He's an ordinary guy
Thats burning down your hatch!
Hold tight John! Have you forgot last season?
Computers!? Have you lost your reason?
Pushing buttons leads to dismay,
Burning down the hatch!
Put your C4 in your bag, the Others will be crazy mad
Their transportation is near!
Otherville is not too far, submarines and a VeeDub car,
Fight Ben's fire with fire!
All wet
Jack's rescue takes a raincheck
Lockedown!
You'll give Ben mental payback
Three hundred sixty five degrees
Blowing up the sub!
Whats all this talk of dreams and boxes, trying to confuse our Lockses?
Locke rocks Ben - in your face!
Granted he has been a jerk, but look who's legs have ceased to work!
Refridgerators are lame!!
John's hour,
He'll take the island over!
Lostzilla
That ship would be a killer!
Ole Smokey put John on his feet.
Burning down the hatch!
Ben you think you're miles ahead, with a Dad that thought that Locke was dead -
But everything links together!
Sawyer may just help Locke yet, things won't end as you expect
You're fighting fire with fire!!