The Annoyance of Haruhi Suzumiya

(AN:) Hey all! This is my first story on this site! + My first fanfiction I ever written in English, + My first Haruhi fanfiction xD So please forgive me if there are any mistakes, errors etc, I will try to look it over! English is not my native tounge! Ehehe...

EDIT: Changed the story a little, So less OOCness x) Thank you for pointing the mistake out!

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Chapter 1: Failure

''Hell... This is a pain in the butt.'' I cursed under my breath. Whose idea was it to make these exams so hard anyway? The schools should not be allowed to steal our youth like that... We got so much homework that we got barley time to even sleep...

Well actually this was my own fault. I hadn't studied for the exams at all, but the blame wasn't mine, oh no! The one to blame was the crazy girl who sat behind me. Haruhi Suzumiya. She and her pointless club, The SOS Brigade. Haruhi was like a damn slavehandler, I was the club's grunt. What she told me to do, I had to do, there were no buts. No not at all. I had so much to do lately, that I had completely forgot to study...

Haruhi, shouldn't cry if I don't manage to get into the same college as her... Her grades are great and mine... well, not that great. Actually I'd rather not go to college with Haruhi, but Koizumi told me that Haruhi would go into a deep depression if I didn't manage to get into the same school as her. Hell, why was the damn girl so attached to me? You may ask, let the dang girl be depressed, how will that affect you? Heh, if she gets depressed were all dead, you, me, all of us. Haruhi is some sort of god, if she gets upset, we'll notice trust me. Therefore Koizumi had told me to keep her happy by any means. Any means? Do I look like some kind of super human to him? He was the esper with 'super powers', why couldn't he do it? Of course I already knew the answer... Haruhi was attached to me, not him. Bullcrap, hes just lazy, and lie to get away. 'Haruhi is attached to you'', yeah right! I bet Haruhi isn't attached to her own parents! She is not that kind of person. Typical my luck, getting stuck with god herself. Not if that was enough, she doesn't even know about her powers and I couldn't even tell her... I had received strict orders to not inform her by any means about her powers. Yup, my life was sooooo easy.

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Suddenly I could feel a creeping feeling on my back. I turned my head slightly backwards, towards the so called goddess. She glared holes through my flesh. What was it now? Don't tell me she wanted me to bring her a milkshake?

''Your slacking off.'' She whispered to me, narrowing her amber eyes. I just sat there looking annoyed at her. Now she suddenly seemed to have a urge to be my mother too.

''Mind your own business...'' I waved her off. I knew though, if it weren't class, and a test. She would hit me, hard. She is a hell lot stronger than she looked like, I knew that very well. Never underestimate Haruhi.

She just gave me a irritated grunt in reply, not that I expected anything more.

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I looked out the window. It's almost time for the third semester. Been almost two years since I joined the SOS Brigade. Even though after all we've been trough, those two years had past fast, very fast. I was now on my way onward to the last year of High School. I sighed. What would happen after High School? What school would Haruhi drag me to? Speaking about that... I would I ever get rid of Haruhi? It seemed like we were destined to be together for eternity. Wait... What the hell I'm I saying? I would rather die. Yes, in fact I would rather take my own life, rather than spend it with that crazy girl the rest of my life.

My train of thought was stopped when the examinator spoke up. ''Five minutes left.'' He shout. Ahh, Soon I'm outta here... Wait, what!? Five minutes!? I turned to my exam, finding it almost completely blank. OK, I was done for. I had spend all the time thinking about useless stuff. I'm toast...

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I sighed when I left the class room. I'm so dead... I'll bet I get a 10%... No less... My parents are going to kill me, murder me. Haruhi would probably join them. I shuddered of the thought. A murder Haruhi. That was something the world would be better off.

Suddenly a wave of pain shot trough my body. I turned my head to find the source of the one who or what who caused it, and frankly, I wish I never did...

''Hey Kyon!'' How did the test go!?'' Haruhi shout, pointing her finger at my nose. Why was she even asking? I'm almost hundred percent sure that she knew it went terrible. And the hit I received from her in my back was rather painful. Was her bones made of iron or something?!

''Why are you even asking...'' I said annoyed. I didn't like the fact that it went terrible, even for my standards.

''Because I want to know how my brigade members are doing with they're studies!'' Her grin had moved from huge, to amazingly huge. How was it even possible to have a smile so wide?

''So now tell me!'' She continued. Damn, she was a pain. Talk about straw salt in the wound.

''It went terrible, completely failure. Happy now?'' I sighed in defeat, hoping that her scolding that I knew was coming would be over fast.

''You're an idiot!'' She shout. Yup, here it comes... Yay.

''I have told you to study so many times! Do you even listen to what I say?!'' She shout at me waving her arms. I stood there embarrassed as all the other studens kept staring at us in the hallway.

''Not my fault that you force me to stay all day in the club and do all your daily chores! By the time I'm home, I am way to exhausted to study.'' I defended myself frustrated. It was the truth. Haruhi made me shop for the club, pick up the costumes she were going to dress up poor Asahina-chan with, pick ridiculous useless items for our ''searches''. All the freaking time. I don't understand how I could even agree to all of this...

''Stupid Kyon. We'll talk about this later, now we have to head for the clubroom.'' Haruhi commanded, turning away from me and walking down the hallway, wait... Did she even listen to what I had to say?!

''C'mon, you're so slow!'' She yelled at me, signalizing with her hand to run after here, like a dog. This day was fantastic.

When we reached the door to our clubroom, Haruhi simply marched in, slamming the door behind her, right into my face. Such great manners too! Obviously she was still angry with me for not studying. Me, unlike Haruhi, actually owned some manners, and politely knocked on the door before I entered the room.

As usually Nagato was sitting in the corner, reading a book... in french? Is there any language that girl don't know? Koizumi was preparing a board game, Asahina-chan was brewing tea and Haruhi had already seated herself in front of the computer.

As usual, nothing special happened that afternoon either. I won over Koizumi all the times we played the chessgame. Nagato was reading her book, Asahina-chan was serving us tea and Haruhi was surfing on the web. Shouting comments to herself now and then.

''Well, you're dismissed for today.'' Haruhi stood up. ''Remember to arrive in time for our city search tomorrow!'' She said pointing her annoying finger at us. Yeah yeah... Can I go home now? I wanna sulk over my failure test in peace, please?

I was about to leave the clubroom, when a certain girl grabbed my collar, making me unable to move. ''Not you Kyon, your staying here.'' Haruhi ordered, I looked at the others for help, but they had already left me. Talk about good friends... Leaving me in the Lion's lair...

''Sit.'' Haruhi ordered, pointing at the chair in the front of her desk. Yay, I knew what was coming now, even more scolding.

''It seems you don't take school seriously! Do you understand were in the end of our second semester?! Next semester we have to search for a college or university!'' I noticed when she said the last sentence, her expression changed. ''And I want to go to the same school as you...'' She continued, blushing. Heck, Koizumi was right, what a big suprise, he had been bugging me about it, everyday the last months. I actually begun to think there was something in what he said... Nah, can't be. Hes just crazy, that seems logical. Who knows what those esper powers have done with hes brain. And Haruhi, things changes, that is life... Deal with it.

''And the rest of the brigade, of course...'' She shot in fast, trying to make her last sentence less awkward as possible. Whatever, I just wanted to go home.

''So what school are you going to?'' I asked, only half interested, trying to change subject. ''Toudai.'' She replied fast. Yeah Right- wait a minute Toudai!? There is no chance in hell I'll come in there, beside even though her grades were really good, she was not the Toudai type.

''You're going to Tokyo? How hard did you hit your head? I will never manage to get into Toudai, even though I study and work as a dog!, Hell it isn't even sure you'll come in there!'' I argumented, hell it was true. Me? Toudai? It was like a faint dream.

''You don't wanna go there with us? Stupid Kyon! Don't you wanna go anywhere with us!?'' She shouted annoyed. You nailed it! I don't wanna go to Toudai with you, nor the brigade, not on your life! I would die of exhaustion before I graduate, having to survive with you even more, do you realize how worn out you get, just by going to the same School as you?

I noticed her sad expression. She was upset, and it was my fault. I was supposed to keep her happy and interested in life, but the Toudai idea sounded just way to crazy. But, as the nice guy I am, I figured it was best to comfort her, before Koizumi would call me and complain about that an another closed space had appeared. Having him on my neck to, would literally kill me.

''It's not I don't wanna go there with you guys, It's just that I have no chance at all to manage to pass the test.'' Wow, that excuse sounded even more lame aloud, than when it was in my head. ''But why Toudai...?'' I asked curious... But she just ignored my question, bomb.

''So... If you could pass the test, then you would go with us?'' She asked. She had bout my lame execuse, her mood was already brighter. Now I just have to play my cards right.

''Guess so.'' I finally said. Victory! Now she should be happy, and forget this crazy idea, going to Toudai together with the Brigade.

''Then I'll help you study!'' Awesome, hey wait... what!?

''Since you say you failed at the exam, I will help you pass the makeup exam! I can't allow any of my brigade members to be stuck in a school all summer! She shout, suddenly very happy. My brain was trying to cook up an excuse, but my brain really was a bad excuse chef... At least today.

''And the next semester, we'll study together! So we'll be prepared for graduation exams! You better watch out Kyon! Haruhi Suzumiya will make sure you don't slack off!'' She said, pointing her finger at my nose. Smilling with a huge, I repeat HUGE grin.

Good job, now have I done it... This day was Fantastic.

(AN:) Sorry if it is a little short, next chapter will be longer! Promise! Again, I apologize for any mistakes I did, hope you can forgive me and stick around with my story!

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