AN: Wow a BnHA x Bayonetta oneshot.

On such a normal day, All of class 1-A were just casually walking through Musutafu. Though that day soon became a not-so-normal day as a plane starts flying towards them.

"Ack, quick everyone out of the way!" Kirishima shouted out.

"Oh ho ho, angel's have hijacked a plane?" A woman in a pink dress and hat says walking towards the plane, which is still flying fast towards her.

"Miss, you gotta get away!" Iida yelled out to the lady.

"Oh don't worry boy," the lady threw her hat and then when the plane was near enough, she kicked it into the air, "I've got everything under controlled.

(Quick note: We're just gonna pretend that the angels can be seen by humans.)

Suddenly, mysterious white monsters starts flying towards the woman, who jumps at them. The monsters tried to stab her with their spears, but instead they just cut her clothes off.

"HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF-" Mineta, Sero, and Kaminari started having nosebleeds at seeing the naked body of the lady. At this moment, the girls beat them up for a bit.

The lady jumped up in the air and somehow put on clothes? She then landed on top of one of the monsters, riding on it's back

"Ooh, you angels are such perverts," the lady pulled out blue guns, "I'll show you how to treat a lady." She then started shooting at the monsters, killing them. She grabbed golden rings from the dead bodies and put them… somewhere.

She kept killing the monsters until a giant arm swang at her, which she dodged. Some monster with just one long arm was running towards her. Before it could even touch her, Midoriya kicked it in the face. Following that, Bakugou sent an explosion while Todoroki sent a fire blast.

While the monster was still fazed from the sudden attacks, the lady yelled some word, "AVAVAGO", and became naked, with her hair… covering her? Her hair went into the ground and then some portal appears next to the monster. And out comes a FUCKING BLACK DRAGON MONSTER WHICH GOBBLED UP THE MONSTER!

"Holy fuck that's so fucking cool," almost all the boys and some girls said.

"Ah, that was a nice fight, though my dress is ruined," the lady said, lifting up her ripped dress, "Oh hello kids, thanks for backing me up a bit."

"Ah, um, excuse me miss, but who are you?" Yaoyorozu asked, "are you a Pro-Hero?"

"Hm? A Pro-Hero? Nope," the lady said, "The name is Bayonetta, now tata."

"So wait, you're a vigilante?" Iida asked.

"Nope, I'm what you call a witch," Bayonetta said, "an Umbra Witch, to be exact. Now I'm pretty sure you little kids have better things to do than talking to me. Tata again!"

"KIDS?! WHO YOU CALLING 'LITTLE', BITCH?!" Bakugou screamed in fury.

"Well the purple midget right there, ya little fucker," Bayonetta said, "You really shouldn't want to be fighting me, little one."

This just made Bakugou go exploding after her. Though, right before she blasted her, she uses Witch Time, slowing Bakugou. Then she summoned a demon's arm, punching Bakugou into a wall.

"Told ya, now seeya," Bayonetta then turned into bats and disappeared.

…

"WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?"

AN: Yeah pretty short, but I was just wondering what would happen if Bayonetta was in My Hero Academia. It's kinda bad as I'm not good at storytelling but hey, it's something.