How can I start this? You can call me Charlotte, I'm eleven years old and two days ago I was screaming my lugs out at my neighbor and make the tea cups chase him across the house. Well shit!
So, there I was, seating in my room, calmly watching TV and then, BANG! I look into my window and see the retarded of my neighbor Greg (what kind of name is Greg anyway right?) looking towards me with a terrifying expression on his face. I went outside only to see that the idiot had somehow exploded a homemade mini bomb into my doll's house. That prat! We was so gonna see them! Last thing I remember, I was shouting and kicking every part of him that I could get to and all cups and the spoons and everything that was on the table I've settled for my doll's tea party was chasing him and knocking him hard in the head. Now that I think about it, it was quite hilarious really. Seeing Greg do laps around my house, with his arms protecting his head, followed by angry looking flying cups!
Anyway, when I calmed down, I freaked. Obviously. My mom saw it and freaked out quite a lot too, but then a nice man came and explained me and my parents everything. Turns out, I'm not crazy or weird, I'm a witch! Oh, the joy! I can do magic, there's a whole magic world for me to discover and I got to learn to do magic and control it in a school, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I was beyond excited!
Well, there was only one slight problem… I'm Portuguese; I live in beautiful, sunny and small Portugal. Figures, we are too small to even have a school for people with magical abilities! My real name is Carlota Carlos (my last name is the male correspondent of my first name. Uh, my parents weren't definitely thinking straight when they named me...)
Anyway, it took me a while to convince my parents to let me go, until Professor Longbuttom claimed that if I didn't learn to control my magic, it would control me. With this, my parents finally gave their permission. I've been learning English since I was four, so it shouldn't be too hard to get around the language. I probably would have a funny accent though...
So, Hogwarts, get ready, where I came!
This is my first fanfic, so pleasee, be nice and review, review, review! Thanks, xoxo