Okayz, so this story was based on the song "Bad Romance", by Lady Gaga, ESPECIALLY the part about the psycho and diseased, and the "love and revenge" part. I instantly thought "Sasuke and Sakura." I know, I'm not a big fan of the pair, but when Sakura hates him, oh yes, things get interesting. LUVSU!!
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"THE HOKAGE'S FACE!!!!????"
Haruno Sakura and Uzumaki Naruto giggled and sprinted as far away from the monument as fast as they could get.
"Huff...that...wheeze...was...gasp...AWESOME!" Sakura screamed.
"I know! Believe it!" Naruto hyperized.
They slapped eachother high-fives in victory.
Meet Haruno Sakura.
Twelve years old, pink hair, green eyes, tough as hell, and almost as mischievous as her partner in crime, Naruto.
Enter Uzumaki Naruto.
Twelve years old, yellow hair, cerulean eyes, a big softie on the inside, and co-founder of "KIB: Crime it up."
"NARUTOOOOO!"
Oh yeah, and Iruka-sensei.
Each kid jumped to attention, saluting the angry, venomous sensei.
"Oh, you both are IN FOR IT!! GET BACK TO CLASS!!"
Sakura and Naruto slouched, muttering something about "power-crazy ass-fucks" and "kiss-ass bitch-fucks". Iruka sighed. What was he going to do with the two orphans? He brightened immediately. Team them up with someone who was the total opposite-one person-who had amazing skills-same person- and who was orphaned too-same person!! God, he was a genius!
Chicken-ass-head wouldn't like it too much, though...