(A/N): Please don't take any of this seriously, yes there are stereotypes at play here but it is only meant to be funny. So please don't try to get my head on a spear for this, thanks. And yes, there will be others, not just of the genderbends, some of the originals too. They're all aged up by 17 years here to make the situations fit better. I would also like to thank Takaluca in providing some ideas for the skits mentioned here. Anyway, enjoy!

(alarm clock beeps, Lexx slaps a hand on top of it to make it stop)

Lexx: (wearing a pink sleeping mask) "Looks like it's another day of showing the world true fabulousness with sass, class, and lots of ass!"

(he gets up with nothing but a bedsheet tied to his body, and immediately falls over)

Lexx: "I'm okay!"

(Lexx is now in the kitchen wearing a pink suit and pants with a white feather boa and a crown, along with sunglasses)

Lexx: "I made strawberry cupcakes, but they only taste good if you know the true joys of life."

Leif: "I don't think putting rainbow stickers in the batter is gonna make 'em taste better, bro."

Lexx: "Well just for that…" (he takes a large bite out of the cupcake which reveals a half-eaten rainbow sticker in the middle and turns away) "You don't get any cupcakes."

(A camera is being set up, Lexx's face pops up)

Lexx: "So I, like, I have this twin brother who loves plumbing and stuff. Sometimes I clog the toilet on purpose, and while he's unclogging it I take a picture and then cum all over it. Wash, rinse, repeat. I never ask for the pictures, though, cuz then it wouldn't work."

Leif: (in the bathroom unclogging the toilet in the background, simply staring with a traumatized look on his face)

(Lexx is now in the garden in nothing but a pink speedo, the crown, and sunglasses laying on a chair as gold coins fall on him)

Lexx: "Showers truly are the best thing in the universe."

(the coins start falling a bit harder)

Lexx: "Ow-ow-ow! Watch it butler, I told you to just sprinkle them softly."

(Still in the garden but now fully dressed in the same outfit as in the kitchen)

Lexx: (holding a megaphone) "EAT SHIT, MELINDA! OH WAIT, YOU DO AND THE WHOLE BLOCK KNOWS IT!"

(unintelligible shouting is heard off-camera)

Lexx: "OH YEA?! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT I GET ALL THE BIG DICKS AND YOU'RE STUCK WITH ALL THE SMALL ONES!"

(Walking on the sidewalk in a crowd, some chick walks past him)

Lexx: "Oh no, you did not just step on my fucking toe with your goddamn cowboy boots that went out of style before I was born, bitch!"

(he proceeds to chase after the person that did it)

Lexx: "Eww, you drink milk? You should really eat healthier stuff, like carrots, eggplants, broccoli, pickles, cucumbers, sausages, and weiners. Especially the last two."

Lynn: "Naw, man, those are all dick-shaped, I'm allergic to dick-shaped foods."

Lexx: (whispers to audience) "Don't worry about him, he's always a dumbass like that."

(sitting in his bed shirtless and with a fur coat)

Lexx: "Men always say I'm all girly and stuff. Bitch please, you're the one who's always hanging out with girls and eating them out. Not me, I get all the manly stuff right up my ass whenever I demand it. I'm even helping you because neither me nor my 'friends' go after girly stuff. And what's girlier than a girl?"

(a rock gets thrown at his window)

Lexx: "I don't care how often you get the mud baths at the spa, Chandler, you're still the girliest thing I've laid my eyes on."

(another rock, this time bigger, gets chucked at the window)

(He's now standing near a "No Parking" sign)

Lexx: "I can park here because I'm fabulous."

(5 minutes later)

Lexx: (shoveling a hole somewhere in a garden) "And now they're making me work for the money to pay off the ticket like a bunch of dicks. And not the good, big ones that make your mouth water."

(on an airplane)

Lexx: (with a fake smile and an angry glint in his eye) "I don't know if you heard me over the big brute engines, miss, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can safely pitty-pat us on the ground."

Random woman: "In my country I am called a princess and take orders from nobody."

Lexx: (loses the smile) "Well, in my country I am called a queen and I outrank you. Tray up, bitch!"

(the woman puts the tray up)

(Watching titanic)

DiCaprio: "I am the king of the world!"

Lexx: "Bitch please, I'm the queen of the universe. Plus, your GF preferred a wooden platform than you."

(proceeds to stuff mouth with gourmet popcorn)

(At a bus stop next to a bunch of mean-looking twelve-year-old girls)

Lexx: "These little fuckers think they're hot shit when they have no idea what makeup is."

(he throws some pink glitter at one of their faces)

A few moments later…

Lexx: (running away from the group chasing him) "Perhaps that was a bad idea, oh God!"

(at Linka's house)

Linka: (holding a white wedding dress) "So, what do you think about my wedding dress? I chose it with my friends."

Lexx: "Oh my God, you and your friends know nothing about fashion." (snaps fingers) "Loni, come here, we're gonna make all the bitches jealous of her."

(At Leif's front door, desperately knocking)

Leif: (opens door) "Oh, what's up?"

Lexx: (panting out of breath) "The… the gang! I provoked a gang of 12 year old tomboys and now they want my ass on a silver platter!"

Leif: "Wait, what? I don't think they count as a gang, but come in."

(Lexx does, Leif shuts and locks the door)

Leif: "They attack with mudballs, I don't think they count as a gang."

Lexx points to the peephole with a fearful look, they both take a look to see the gang putting knives in mudballs, the blades sticking out)

Leif: "Nevermind, time to call the cops."

(Laying in a bed)

Lexx: "Don't pretend you don't know what the dumptruck or felching is." (he flips over, back facing the camera) "Now do both!"

Lexx: (with a plate full of weiners) "No, I'm not a vegan, are you crazy?! Meat is DE-LEE-SHIOUS! Especially sausages, oh I always love a good hot dog." (Shoves the meat in his mouth with his hands)

(sitting on a throne of roses and holding a scepter)

Lexx: "I am the queen of everything! And no, the thorns aren't hurting my ass, I'm just numb down there now."

(on the phone talking to someone)

Lexx: "Uh, no Lindsey, I won that damn pageant fair and square when we were six and I am not giving up the title of 'Miss Cute And Mean' because it describes me perfectly!"

(mumbling on other side)

Lexx: "Don't you go bringing up the past now, that was only one time that my twin won that Prim And Perfect pageant, and I had broken my fucking leg. High heels aren't the most stable of shoes, you know."

(reading a Twitter post out loud that he typed out)

Lexx: "Ugh, such homophobes. The food took forever to come, and there was no entertainment. So when I went to try and help them, they kicked me out 'cuz I'm gay, and when I refused, they called the police. I thought this was the 21st century. Never going back, 1 star."

( a notification of a reply sounds, from the owner)

Owner: "You got kicked out because you stripped down to your underwear and began dancing on top of your table. And then called all of the employees bitches."

(Just standing around in the garden when Lane runs up, pantses him and runs away laughing)

Lexx: (not even bothering to pull them up despite going commando) "Oh wow, we got a real comedian here, huh?" (pulls out the same megaphone from before) "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE INTO INCEST, LANE! COME ON, I INCEST, HAHA, GET IT?"

(down laying in bed, holding a large teddy bear)

Lexx: (sniff) "They never understand, Teddy, nobody understands me. They just keep shouting at me, like they're better than me. I am better than them!"

(looks down at teddy bear)

Lexx: "This is why everyone loves you, Teddy. You're such a great listener."