Int. unknown location
a man sets up a computer file in an underground lab. he takes a disc and inserts it into his computer.
Unknown man
okay, all of the peices are in place, let us begin.
a loading screen than appears was what looks like a disc loads assets, graphics, characters, plot twists, and more on to the computer. the screen goes blank and the words "Skaiabound" appear on the screen. the screen than says Act 1: Initiation.
cross fade to:
Ext. a realm of infinite blackness
for a moment there is nothing, then The Narrator walks onto the stage.
THe narrator
somewhere, beyond the infinite blackness of human comprehension, is the ability to comprehend the uncomprehendable. but perhaps i'm rambling right now. i am The Chronicler. i chronicle things that have been, things that are happening, and things that have yet to be. today, we are going to take a journey together. a journey into darkness, into madness, because i am going to tell you a story. a story of thrimpth, romance, terror, betrayal, plot twists, heroics, and much much more. let us begin our tale on a day like any other day, in a house in Free Country, USA.
Chapter 1: the beginning
INT. house of strong-day
Strong Bad is sleeping on the couch in the basement. he has a box of cereal on his right boxing glove.
strong bad
(muttering in his sleep)
Chrono...Chrono Trigger
Strong Bad wakes up.
STRONG BAD
(surprised)
wha? i'm awake, i'm awake.
Strong Bad than heads upstairs to the Compé, singing while he does it.
STRONG BAD
(Half-Singing)
I wake up every morning feeling awesome, even though i slept on the remote again last night. ow! time to tear up another day, the Strong Bad Freeken' way! Like an imploding star, like a burning car, my style shines so bright!
He passes and hi-fives Strong Mad.
STRONG BAD
(Singing)
Please, stop trying, to handle my style. 'cause you can't, no you can't, handle my style. Seriously, quit trying to handle my style. Unless you're a lady...
He throws the box of cereal at Strong Sad.
STrong sad
Oh!
STRONG BAD
(singing)
than you are cordially invited to have a giant slice of my styyyyyle!
Strong Bad sits down at the computer table at turns the Compé on.
Compé
Compé startup noise.
Strong Bad than clicks on the email icon and starts to check his email.
STRONG BAD
(singing)
Email checka, come on lets checka, come on.
Dear strong bad
two things.
STRONG BAD
ohh, it's one of those emails.
one, i bought the video game and was wondering, would you be interested in going on a grand adventure of some kind?
STRONG BAD
wow,i didn't know people still said grand.
two, do you think you could buy a car that works?
from your pal, N.A.C, Canada
STRONG BAD
wait, you actually bought and enjoyed that worthless piece of garbage? i guess those Telltales were right, there are weirdos who enjoy those types of games. either way i still get 50 bucks per perchaise. Cha-Ching! On to bwisness, A grand adventure you say Nac? first off, i'm not really the adventuring type. sure it's cool if you do it in video games and films and even cartoons, but in real life for real people, it actually sounds athletically challenging and dangerous. other than those toga-yoga classes i take every now and again, i'm not really what you would call "physically fit" maybe i should get one of those fitness boards or kenect thingys. i also have a strong desire to keep myself alive and not injured. so no Nac, i don't think there will be any grand adventures for me. a car that can work does sound kind of phiesible. i know i would look cool driving around in it. yea, lets go do that right now!
cut to:
Ext. Bub's CONCESSION stand-day
Bubs is standing in his concession stand where he normally is listening to the radio.
radio
we interrupt this broadcast with some breaking news. a deranged serial killer clown has escaped for a mental institution. citizens are advised to stay indoors with some means of defence as well as to not approach him and hide if you see him as this clown is armed and known for killing people in the most violent ways possible.
Bubs
wow, that actually sounds life threatening, maybe i should close up shop for today. Nah, i'm sure i'll be fine.
Strong Bad walks up to the concession stand.
BUBS
Hey! Strong Bad! I assume your here for a working car, correct?
STRONG BAD
Hey! How did you know about that?
BUBS
I'm your internet service provider, remember? i read all of you emails.
STRONG BAD
okay, i guess a long as you know what i need for my shenanigans, that's fine. can i have my car please.
BUBS
Legally i have to ask if you have a license or even know how to drive a vehicle.
STRONG BAD
Why, is that important?
BUBS
no, not really. come on, lets go round back and i'll show you what i have.
Strong Bad and Bubs go round back. there is a delourian behind the concession stand.
STRONG BAD
wow! is that a delourian?
BUBS
yep, it's the same one from Back To The Future as well.
STRONG BAD
wow that is so cool,
STRONG BAD
(realizes something)
how much is this going to cost me.
BUBS
do you still have the tragic clown dog costume?
cross fade to:
EXT. BUB'S CONCESSION STAND-DAY flashback
Strong Bad is shown standing outside of Bub's Concession Stand wearing the Tragic Clown Dog outfit.
STRONG BAD
it's a great day at Bub's Concession Stand, sign up now for giving us money.
cross fade to:
EXT. BUB'S CONCESSION STAND-DAY
STRONG BAD
ohh. while it's worth it i guess.
BUBS
here are the keys.
Bubs hands Strong Bad a pair of keys. he takes them.
STRONG BAD
sold! i don't see how this could possibly go wrong.
cut to:
INT. HOUSE OF STRONG-DAY
The Cheat is packing for what looks like a convention with Strong Mad when Strong Bad drives the delorian through the kitchen wall. Strong Mad has a life-sized stuffed Harlequin next to him.
The Cheat
(suprised and questioning The Cheat noises.)
STRONG BAD
Yea, maybe it is important to know how to drive a car.
STROng mad
DALLORIEANNN!
STRONG BAD
yes, yes it is.
THE CHEAT
(questioning The Cheat Noises.)
STRONG BAD
No. I'll be fine while your gone. Nothing bad will happen, I can take care of myself.
THE CHEAT
(questioning The Cheat noises.)
STRONG BAD
what? i don't need you to...
suddinly Strong Bad starts panicing.
STRONG BAD
(panicing)
OWW! OWW! OWW!
THE CHEAT
(resigned)
(questioning the cheat noises?)
STRONG BAD
My eyes are burning and i don't know why!
THE CHEAT
(Angered the cheat noises!)
Strong Bad Blinks.
STRONG BAD
(relieved)
wow, i feel better. phew, that was a close one.
THE CHEAT
(Angered The Cheat Noises)
STRONG BAD
No! I'll be fine! enjoy your Sweet Cupping Cakes convention.
STRONG MAD
BUUBS ISS THE WHEEELCHAAIR!
THE CHEAT
(consenting)
(saying goodbye the cheat noises.)
STRONG BAD
yea, see you tomorrow.
Strong Bad walks away and trips on the harlequin.
STRONG BAD
Also, can you tell Strong Mad so stop ordering stuffed harlequins off of the internet. seriously, it's getting kind of creepy.
STRONG MAD
CLOOOWN!
Strong Mad and The Cheat leave. Strong Bad goes upstairs.