High in the skies above London, a gently glowing Doctor stooped over in pain. "I don't want to go." he muttered, "I don't want to go!" With a gigantic blast of energy he fell down, yellow light bursting from his head and hands. An anguished scream escaped his lips, and as he lay powerless on the ground, the most amazing thing began to happen, he changed!
His neck was elongating, his voice getting higher. Fur grew out everywhere, until in his place sat a poor (and very confused) llama in a suit. Then realization hit: his thirteenth and final body- was a llama! but the flabbergasted creature was knocked out of it's shocked thoughts as the TARDIS shook.
With a typically llama-esque scream, The Doctor remembered suddenly that not only was he in flight, he was crashing! He ran frantically to the controls, trying everything his hooves could. Lashing out at buttons! Attempting to manipulate the zig-zag plotter! His new body just couldn't do it! The TARDIS wouldn't stop, it did a three-sixty, a four-eighty, any one digit number followed by a two digit number you would like to mention, the Tardis did! Then finally, with a resounding crash, the TARDIS hit the ground, and the Doctor felt no more.
His eyes fluttered, opening and closing groggily, and when he finally awoke, it was in a brand new TARDIS! And lo and behold, sticking out of the console was not only a new hoof-friendly sonic, but what looked like a llama translator chip! After a quick run to the wardrobe to get a lovely new tweed jacket, he was back to claim his spoils.
He tried out his new voice. "Thanks dear." he said, noticing the slight metallic tang in his words, but he assumed that a little sonicing would help that in due time.
AN: Thanks for reading all the way through this, it really means a lot to me. I am very open to suggestions because this is probably the hardest thing I have ever had to write. I started with this miraculous idea, and just had no clue how to do it justice. I hope you enjoyed, because I am fairly sure that I will in the chapters to come.
-Moopy Doop