Chapter one: OMG!
Me: Hey Zarbon, do the disclaimer for me will ya?
Zarbon: Only if I get a reward.
Me: Fine what do you want?
Zarbon: Oh you know what I want. Wink wink.
Me: You perverted son of a bitch... Fine ill just do it myself! I do not own DBZ of any of its characters. Although I do own Kris and Paws.
"Hey faggot!" I yelled, me being the 'wonderful' friend I am.
"What do you want Paws?" Yelled Kris back to me from across the cafeteria.
"We're being minded by Mr Quinn in our free class after lunch!"
She looked wide eyed. Kristen always fancied this technology teacher in the school. She said she thought he was cute. But me, I never fancied any real people. I of course was a creep and fancied cartoon characters. Cartoon characters from dragon ball z. Heard of the show? Yeah? Well to say the least, I fancy a small pair of Icejins...
Frieza and Cooler. And I mean overly fancy. Like fan girl fancy. And seeing as I was pretty much the only girl I knew who liked dbz apart from Kris, then I felt pretty fucking proud.
"OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! Woo hoo! I can't wait!"
She was running over to me and taking spasms, nearly spilling her dinner.
"Jesus Christ child calm the fuck down!" I yelled, gaining all the attention from all the people from the cafeteria.
"Uh sorry..." I said nervously. Everyone went back to what they were doing.
"Let's go to class early," I said quietly to Kris as soon as she finished eating. I stood up from my table and began to walk out of the cafeteria. Kris followed closely behind, with her mind caught up in thoughts about Mr Quinn.
But I was thinking about my dear Cooler and Frieza.
The next class went by as slow as a fucking turtle on a highway road. Kris spent the WHOLE class staring at Mr Quinn. she ended up kneeling in front of his desk staring at his eyes. I of course spent the whole class doodling pictures of Cooler and Frieza. The bell for the end of the class rang and Kris groaned sadly.
"Jeez you spent the whole class staring at him. God. Why don't you just seduce him or something already!" I yelled a bit too loud. Every one looked at me. I slapped my self in the forehead.
"Oh fuck off," I said, walking out of the classroom, dragging Kris with me.
"Haha nice!" She said. I rolled my eyes and continued to my next class. Oh PE is gonna go on forever. Especially when you are doing a full hour of Zumba.
The bell rang for the end of the school day and everyone bombarded of of the school like ants. Thank god it was Friday. I don't think I could have lived another day In this hell of a place for now. A break was just what i needed. Me and Kris got into my car. I threw my bag in the back and started the engine. Me being a 17 year old, can drive like a pro. In not trying to show off, but it's true. I gave Kris a lift home and then headed towards my own. Ugh. I've got so much shit to do, that I might as well not do any of it. I'll just sit on the couch, watch tv and stuff my face with food. I could eat all i wanted. I'm one of those people that have a hot figure, can eat whatever the hell they want and any quantity, and never get fat. I pulled up into my drive way and went into my house, not even bothering to take my bag from my back seat. Straight away I ran into the kitchen, grabbed everything nice out of my cupboards and fridge, shit them on the living room table and plopped onto the couch. The advantage of having rich parents that don't give a fuck about you, is that you can have whatever you want. Including a 70 inch plasma white screen tv with Netflix.
I turned on the tv and flicked through the movies. Screw it. I'll just watch the hangover for the one millionth time hoping to fuck that teamfourstar would upload another dbz video in the next hour.
I turned the movie on, but soon enough, I drifted off into a deep sleep.
I awoke from my slumber. My head ached and my legs hurt. Oh fuck you Zumba. I turned off the tv and slowly stood up from the couch. I dragged my self to the bathroom and washed my face in cold water as my makeup was smudged all over my face. I put on some eye liner and mascara to brighten up my makeup. I threw on some dark pink lip stick and lip gloss. I fixed my loose messy hair, tying it up in a high pony tail.
I walked out of the bathroom and went over to the kitchen again. I guess sleeping made me hungry again. I grabbed a pizza from the freezer and popped It into the oven. Then suddenly I heard a massive crash coming from the living room. What the fuck?
I grabbed a butcher knife from my drawer and slowly began to walk towards the living room. I wasn't afraid of this type of shit. My uncle was a police man, and I got plenty of opportunities to learn many fighting and defence tricks. I leaned against the wall beside the entrance.
"Right so to find that bitch now," my mouth opened at the mention of bitch. Must be me since I'm the only one living in this house. Unless of course the person has mistaken me for someone else. I heard a few loud beeps and then very frantic and fast beeps.
"Ah there you are," said a sadistic and sexy sounding voice. But with the mention of those words. I froze. I didn't move a fucking muscle. I even held my breath. Then suddenly something pushed me tighter against the wall I looked at the figure standing in front of me, with his hand on my stomach. HOLY SHIT! OMG OMG OMG OMG IT'S ZARBON! Holy shit Zarbon! From dragon ball z! Omg this is a dream come true!
I threw the knife to the side and was about to take a fan girl fit just like Kris did with Mr Quinn
"Oh my god! It's you! ZARBON! I love you! You are so hot! Your voice is so sexy! OMG! I LOVE YOU!"
Although I was a Frieza and Cooler fan, I did like Zarbon.
"Okay... Well listen here human! I have been sent by Lord Frieza to pick out some beautiful women to be cleaners, servants or even sex slaves. And I think you are a fine choice. Now you will go along, get washed, do your hair and makeup, and dress sexily to impress The Lord and his brother and father. If they like you, you will be spared and kept alive on their planet with a particular role."
I wasn't listening to anything he said other than he just mentioned that Cooler and Cold were real.
My mind was blurring with questions and ideas. But one thing stuck. Dress sexy for them? My fucking pleasure.
"Yes sir!" I said. Trying to contain all the excitement that I wanted to just spill out. He released me and I quickly ran upstairs. I ran into my room and shut the door. I began screaming and jumping up and down unable to contain my excitement.
"Uh you okay in there?" There was a knock on the door, before it opened. I looked over and Zarbon was standing at the door laughing. I felt my cheeks go red.
"Oh, emm, sorry, I well emm, here you, Frieza, Cooler and King Cold are cartoon characters. And well as you can see I am a big fan of you guys. I pointed all around my room to all the hundreds and thousands of dbz posters all over my room.
"Uh huh... But wait, how do you know about Cooler and King Cold?"
"As I said, you guys are cartoons. I know hundred of guys. Like Dodoria, and Prince Vegeta."
"Oh cool... I'll need to find out more about this. Well I will be waiting in here while you go get washed. And I forgot to say, you're allowed to pack a bag of things you might need,".
"Okay thanks!" I said. I ran over to my dresser, pulled it a matching black bra with a pair of thongs, and rang off into the bathroom. I still couldn't believe they were real. And he thought I was beautiful. Wow...
I felt like exploding with happiness, but I think exploding would ruin my fun.
I got cleaned, making sure to scrub, shave and clean EVERY single part of my body. I even brushed my teeth and washed my hair about three times each. I wanted to look perfect. I dried my self off and put on my bra. I think having size c nearly size d boobs was quite big for me. Just as I was about to walk out half naked I remembered Zarbon was still in the room. Shit. I can't go in there like this. And I don't even keep my bathrobes in here. I walked back and forth I the bathroom for around 10 minutes.
"You okay in there?"
"Yeah I'm alright!"
Screw it. I'll just wrap my towel around me. I grabbed the nearest towel and wrapped it around me. I breathed in deep and unlocked the door. I stepped out not even glancing at Zarbon. I blushed as I felt eyes on me.
"I can see that you are wearing a bra, and probably underwear. So what's the point of the towel?"
"I'm shy." I said, not really having the nerve to think of anything else.
"Drop it."
I clenched my eyes closed. I didn't want to. I had a really un proportional body. I had a massive ass ( a bit like nicki minajs'), thunder thighs, super skinny legs, a flat stomach, and big boobs. I was totally un proportional. Just then I heard a pew sound and my towel dropped. Shit I forgot db character can shoot beams and shit. I quickly covered my self up with my hands, not wanting him to see.
"Oh stop being such a pussy. You probably will end up being a sex slave in the castle. Now uncover youself!" He was starting to eat louder which kind of scared me. Of course watching the episodes of dbz weren't like this. You would usually be excited at a character rising their voice. But this was different. It was a real life. I slowly moved my hands to my sides.
"Nice..." I heard him mutter now.
"Lord Frieza will definitely like you." My eyes lit up. He'll like me?
"Now get dressed. We don't have long before we have to report back."
I ran over to my wardrobe and opened it.
"Hey Zarbon, what should I wear?"
"Well Lord Frieza likes short dresses, jeans or bikinis on girls. I don't think you'll go wearing a bikini unless you want to berated by the guards right there and then. So i suggest wear something like extremely tight jeans and a skimpy top."
I thought for a moment. I got it!
I bought black tight trousers last week, but haven't worn them, so ill wear them.
"Hey Zarbon, what if I wore jeans a bikini bra?"
"Uh sure. You would probably make him orgasm on the spot." I laughed at his comment. Then it is settled. I grabbed my jeans and rummaged through my dresser till I found my blue/green/white bikini bra. It looked something like this: . /s33440-2chillies-blue-cotton-candy-b-c-balconette-bikini-bra
"Be right back!" I said running to the bathroom.
"Wait!" I stopped dead in my tracks. What does he want now?
"Get changed here. And this time no protesting no nothing. Unless you want to go naked."
I shivered at the thought of going naked.
"Fine..." I whispered.
I put on my jeans with ease. But of course the problem was the bikini bra. I turned away from Zarbon to take my bra off.
"Oh no you don't. Turn back around."
That pervert! Oh but sure what do you expect. I could totally see Zarbon being like this anyway.
I uneasily turned around. I reached behind my back and unclipped my bra. I didn't let it drop yet though. I held it in place.
"Drop it,"
I gulped and looked at the floor before putting my hands to my sides. My bra fell to the floor. I closed my eyes tight, knowing that he was staring at my boobs right now.
"You know you have talent. I take it back. Frieza won't like you. He'll love you."
I smiled. Frieza love me?
I grabbed my bikini bra off of the bed and quickly clipped it around my back and tied it around my neck. Finally that awkward moment was over. Now onto my hair. I straightened my hair, revealing the pink and purple highlights I got a month ago. My hair hung on my face and my fringe covered half of my eye. Eh screw it, i'll just leave it like that. I put on some black mascara, and black eyeliner. I also put on foundation, pink and purple eyeshadow, pink lipstick and lipgloss. Yeah I like the colours pink and purple mostly due to me liking Cooler and Frieza.
I grabbed a pair of black pumps with golden skulls on them and put on some skin coloured sock. I put them on and finished my outfit with a mini black leather jacket. The kind that ends in the middle of your stomach. I put on some perfume an swapped over to Zarbon.
"Well shall we go?" I asked smiling at him.
"I have two things to say. One you look hot. And two didn't you forget to pack a bag full of stuff you would need?"
"Oh shit yeah! Thanks for reminding me!"
I grabbed a playboy bag from under my bed and opened it up. There was already a pair of shoes, socks and jeans from yesterday when I slept over at Kris' house. But I never used hen so ill take them along. Oh shit yeah, I'll miss Kris. Well any way, back to business. I packed makeup, other clothes and shoes, random essential things - even my tooth brush and razor. I packed my laptop and charger, and most importantly, my iPod and portable iPod speakers which i just shoved into my jeans' pocket. Just my luck I remembered to pack the chargers and earphones. I finally finished off and zipped the bag up. The bag seemed small but it actually shit a fuck load of things inside.
"Okay now shall we?"
"Yes. Give me the bag." I handed him the bag and he flopped it over his shoulder. We headed downstairs and walks outside. Shit. He had flown right through my living room window. The dick. :D
"Lord Frieza I am ready to report back,"
"Good Zarbon. The sooner the better,"
I listened to him as he pressed some things on his scouter and then turned to me.
"Shall we?" He asked, sticking out his hand. I took it and straight away he lifted off of the ground and began to fly. This is awesome! I'm actual flying with a real life DBZ character. This is a dream come true!
"Oh by the way, I didn't catch your name,"
"It's paws,"
"Paws... Cute,"
"Hey listen, I just want to say, if you get picked to stay, keep on Friezas' good side, or he will kill you on the spot."
"Can we keep this between us? But emm, I'm kind of, immortal..."
"What?! How?!"
"Well em, it's hard to explain. I'll tell you later,"
"Okay, well still, keep on his good side,"
"Sure,"
I didn't even notice as we landed In a forest.
"Uh where are we?"
"Oh at King Colds' ship. We just have to walk a bit. We aren't allowed to land at the ship. I don't know why but we just aren't. We began walking. I stayed behind him. I kept staring at his hair. It looks so soft, and of course, green.
"Here we are,"
I looked up from his hair and looked at what was In front of me. It looked exactly like the ship in the cartoon. Awesome!
"Come along now. We don't want Lord Frieza waiting. I heard a scream come from the side. I looked around and what looked like one of the guards had a young woman in his arms. I quickly looked back to In front of me not wanting to know what fare she holds even trying to fight against them.
"Ah Zarbon I see you're back. Oh and you've brought quite a beauty I see," I looked up to be met by the big figure of asking King Cold. I realised how unruly I was being and did an elegant bow.
"My Lord," I said.
"My she sure does know her place,"
"Come. You shall join the others until my sons arrive. Go Zarbon. You can go help the others."
"Yes sir," Zarbon handed my my bag and flew off and then he was nowhere in sight. I was left with the father of the two men that I fancy so much.
"You sure are beautiful..." He said, cupping my chin in his hand. I tried not to sweat drop as I was just touched by one of the most powerful villains ever.
"You know I think I might keep you for myself... You would make a perfect... Oh never mind. Come now." He said. A perfect what? A perfect what?! Oh go dammit.
He began to push me towards the ship. I walked along without fear until we reached the entrance door.
"Open," the ship doors opened and we stepped in. He led me down the hall of the ship. It was just like I imagined it.
Until of course we reached a room full of screaming and crying. He opened the door for me and I stepped in. There were about 15 females, each looking around my age. Some of them were sobbing while others looked just heart broken. Oh great. Just fucking great. I have to stay in a room with whining pansy bitches for who knows how long.
"Oh my dear, stay here. My sons have arrived. I will be back shortly."
"King Cold?"
"Oh. Emm yes dear?"
"Tell Frieza and Cooler I said hi,"
"How do you... Oh well never mind. Uh sure. What's your name?"
"Paws," I said, blushing in the process.
"Cute..." He said before he walked out, closing the door behind him.
"Now all of you bitches listen up!" I yelled straight away looking at the small group of girls in the room.
"If you whores value your lives and don't want to be slaughtered and raped senselessly by these men, then I suggest you shut the fuck up and do as I say!"
All of them stopped and looked at me.
"Listen I know it's hard for you girls to be here right now. Okay. I feel your pain. But there is no way out of this. Now please. Don't let any one in this room have to die. But if you keep crying and screaming like this, then they will kill you all on the spot because they will think you are annoying and unworthy. Bilked me I know these guys more than I know myself. Create a good impression. Now what I want you girls to do is, find a talent that you have, and all start doing that talent. Whether it be dancing, singing, drawing or even engineering. Go ahead and show you talent. Believe me, showing your talent will give a good impression for them. And hopefully earn you a better position in this place than just a common fuck toy. Am I understood?"
I feel so fucking formal right now.
"I think she's right," I heard a girl say.
"Yeah,"
"Yeah!"
"Come on girls lets do this. We are more than just common bed slaves. We can do better!" I yelled.
Some of the girls started to sing. I clapped my hands in agreement. Some of their voices sounded pretty fucking good.
I of course being the talent filled bitch, decided I will dance.
I walked over to the corner of the room and put my bag down. I took my iPod out of my pocket and looked throughout the songs.
I think ill dance to Inna ft Flo Rida - Club Rocker (Jack Holiday Remix). I put the song on and began to try and adjust for the beat of the music. I began to shake my hips to the beat, just waiting for the dance part to come on. Then just when the beat was about to come on, I got into my dancing position (pretty much just my legs apart and hands by my sides).
I started to dance. My hips moving to the beat. My head bobbing, swishing and whipping when needed. My arms flying around and making the perfect landing at the moves I want I do. My legs kicking and turning to the beat. I felt like a star XD.
Just then the door of the room opened.
"Don't stop!" I managed to yell quietly before the door fully opened. Every girl kept doing what she was doing.
I didn't stop, not even for a split second to take a proper breath. I kept swaying and moving, unable to control my need to dance, as my two, most beloved men came into the room.
Cooler and Frieza entered into the room along with Cold. I wanted to just faint on the spot at Friezas' and Coolers' charm, but I knew I couldn't.
"Well fuck! I think this is one talented groups of girls we have here father!" Said Frieza. His voice was dreamy and overwhelmingly hot.
"Holy shit dude. I could stand here all day watching this!" Yelled an excited looking Cooler. Oh my fucking god! His voice was just pure majestic and to die for!
I made slight eye contact with Cold who seemed to be watching me with amusement.
"Girls, stop if you please!" Cold said out loud, obviously trying not to scare the girls. Everyone stopped what they were doing and sat down on the floor.
"Fuck..." I said a bit too loud, stopping my dancing. I breathed a sigh of relief and turned off the music on my iPod. I think I might actually pay attention to something for once.
"I can't try be bothered to explain why you are all here so father will explain that later. But Cooler, Father, is there any particular girl you would like to take for your own?" Said Frieza. I stared sexily at him. Unable to take my eyes off of his gleaming ones.
"Well son, I have my eye on one..." Said Cold.
He looked at me and winked. Oh shit no no no no no please no!
"Paws come here if you please,"
I wanted to protest but I knew if I did, I could get myself killed. So instead I stood up, grabbed my bag and walked over to where they were standing.
"Oh my! You must be the girl who Zarbon found!" Said Frieza.
"Yes my Lord," I replied.
"My Lord? You know well earthling." I bowed down to him as if to agree to his statement.
"Hey bro, she's hot!" I heard Cooler whisper. I blushed and looked at the floor.
"Well father, do intend to share her sooner or later," said Frieza.
I smiled and let out a small giggle, but felt a bit confused at what he meant by -share. Wait what so Cold will be using me for dot dot dot?
"Cute. Paws huh? Tell me, where did you get the name?" Asked Frieza.
I looked up at his glimmering red eyes and tried my best not to start day dreaming all those dirty thoughts I ever had of him. All those time I masturbated while staring at a picture of him on my wall...
"Well, when I was first born, on my very second day of birth, I said the word paws. The doctors nor my parents had absolutely no ideas how i was able to do it, but I was. So that's how I got my name Lord Frieza." I said.
"Touching. Well father you may take her along,"
"My son your acting as if you're the one in charge here."
"That's who I am father,"
I giggled a bit.
"Right son, have fun. I'm away. Come along Paws. We'll go to my room until we fly off of the planet." Said Cold.
"Okay."
"Oh and Paws. Hi to you too," said Cooler.
I smiled back. Cold grabbed my hand and dragged me out of the room and down the hallway.
"Why don't we... Get to know each other," said Cold. I gulped and followed him.
We stopped in front of a black door saying 'King Cold'. Cold opened the door and dragged me in. He closed the door behind him and locked it. Locked it.
"Leave your bag anywhere. You'll be living here for a couple of days until we fly to my planet,"
What? Live here? But there's nothing here except for a mirror, a wardrobe and a double bed. And where do i sleep? on the floor? Theres only one double bed. NO. HELL NO. I ain't sleeping with him.
I placed my bag beside the bed and sat on the end of it.
"So..." I said quietly.
"I think my sons are a bit pissed off that I picked you," he said, walking over and sitting beside me.
I scooted over away from him a bit but he just scooted over a bit closer. I felt very uncomfortable right now.
"You okay there?" He asked putting a hand on my thigh. I cringed at his touch. His hand was warm and at the same time very over whelming. I gulped loudly which I was sure he heard.
He stood up and stood In front of me. I looked up to him and suddenly he pushed me down onto the bed. I didn't even have time to react as he got on top of me, held my hands above my head and placed his lips on mine.
I squirmed under his grasp, trying my best to get away from him. This was disgusting. He was kissing me. Then he suddenly stuck his tongue inside my mouth. I let out a muffled scream. He giggled into my mouth and continued to explore my mouth with his tongue. He finally broke off, but kept on top of me.
"Get off of me!" I yelled looking into his proud evil eyes.
"Oh come on, have some fun while you're here. Now tell me, are you a virgin?"
I growled and tried to get my hands out of his grasp.
"I said are you a virgin?!" He yelled. I muffled a squeal and gulped.
"Well yes. But I am also a on eternal virgin, as in If my virginity is broken, it heals the next day. I'm a creep I know..." I said looking away from him.
"Hehehehe, nice honey, nice,"
"Now will you get off of me!"
Before I could say anything else he kissed me again. He held my arms with one hand and explored my curves with the other. This time he didn't take any time to stick his tongue in. The. He suddenly pulled apart.
"Use your tongue,"
"But..."
"Use your fucking tongue!"
I closed my eyes as he kissed me again. He grabbed one of my ass cheeks and began to squeeze really hard. I was about ready to cry. It hurt like fuck. Well of course it did. He is a dbz character after all.
So I decided to use my tongue. I began to swirl my own tongue against his. It was unbearably disgusting. He pressed down harder, also squeezing my ass harder. He slowly let go of my hands, but I didn't even try to fight him off, as I knew a human wouldn't stand a shit against an icejin. Then suddenly I cracked. I wanted more. More... More...
I hugged my hands around his neck and I put my legs around his hips. I pressed him in harder, feeling the need to kiss him more and more. Then I finally snapped back to reality and tried to push him off of me. He got off of me and let out a laugh. I sat at with my back to him, growling and clenching my fists. Dbz character or not, he is a bastard.
"Oh feisty are we? You know Paws, why don't you wear something other than those jeans?"
"What do you mean?" I asked turning back around to face him.
"I mean you should get out of those jeans and just wear what's underneath," he grinned crawling at me again. I stood up from the bed only to have him disappear and reappear behind me. I turned around just as he pushed me into the bed. He suddenly began to tear at my jeans.
"Stop it! What are you doing?!" I yelled.
"Don't act like you don't know!"
He ripped off the remaining of my jeans and I was I my left in my black thong. I blushed.
"Ooh sexy!"
"Are you seriously gonna make me walk around like this?!" I yelled.
"Oh don't worry, you'll get a cape,"
"What are you serious? Who the fuck do you think you are?!"
"Honey unless you want me to go farther than a kiss right now, I suggest you shut up,"
I cringed. Right now? So what he'll go farther than a kiss later on or something? Oh fuck him.
"Fine! Can I ago east have a pair of decent shoes?" I asked, looking down at how ridiculous my socks and sneakers looked with my bikini bra and thong.
"Haha! Sure. What size are you?"
"Size four,"
"Sweet, one second." He stood up, walked over to the door and opened it.
"Guard!"
"Yes Lord Cold!"
"Bring up a pair of black high heels in size four and a pair of blue leg warmers!"
"Yes sir!"
He closed the door and turned back to me.
"So now the cape."
He walked over to the wardrobe, opened it and pulled of a cape.
"Here honey," he said and walked over to me. He threw the cape over me and held the corners with the clips at my bikini bra straps. He slipped one corner to one strap, and the other corner to the other.
"Uh thanks, I guess," he leaned in and pecked me on the lips. I quickly jumped back, not exactly wanting to kiss him right now.
"Oh jumpy are we? Well let me tell you, around here, If our women don't do what we tell them to do, they either get killed, seriously tortured, or reduced to every day sex slaves. So I suggest you go with it, unless you want to step down to pleasuring the guards in public,"
I straight away ran into his arms.
"Please I'll do anything, just don't let me become that low!"
"Hehehe, of course love, of course, now come on," he cupped my chin in his hand and brought my face up to his. He kissed me and this time I actually kissed back. You know what, I didn't Give a fuck I was kissing a real life dragon ball z character and I didn't technically care who it was.