Discliamer: If I owned any of this would I have this on the page?
A) Yes B) No C) Sorta D)Purple chicken head's uncle
::you answer D:: Very Good! Purple chiken head's uncle is correct! You get a dollar!
AN: My 2nd fic!!! Me soooo happy with the 18 reviews I got on the last one! ::tears in eyes:: If You reviewed, God bless you!!!! Ahem, On with the fic!
Interviews With FF9 Characters
Blackbird is sitting on a table in a small room holding a voice recorder and and legal pad with a pencil behind her ear.
Blackbird into recorder: 9:50 AM, Still waiting for Zidane... Also wondering, why are legal pads legal? I wonder if the black market has an 'illegal pad'. Ooooh, maybe it'll be pink! Gotta check blackmarket.com when I get home... Hmmm... Illegal pads...
Zidane walks in wearing a fur coat, with glasses on, gold chains, etc. Blackbird blinks.
Zidane: What the f*ck you looking at?!
Blackbird: Um, nothing.
Zidane: Good, I'm a very important man with important things on my mind, so make this quick.
Blackbird: Ummm... Your not exactly like your character, are you?
Zidane: Hell no, that mother f*cker doesn't have any taste in fasion, unlike me...
He looks in a mirror: I'm so beautiful.
Blackbird: Your character has no mother.
Zidane looks up: Excuse me?
Blackbird: Your character is a genome. It's made, not sexually produced.
Zidane: o.o;
Blackbird: I thought you would at least know that much about your character.
Zidane: Shut the f*ck up!! I know my character!!
Blackbird: What color is his hair?
Zidane: ....This interview is over! Get out of my office!
Blackbird: This is my office, my house, my walk-in closet.
Zidane: SHUT THE F*CK UP, I'm leaving!
He walks out and slams the door.
Blackbird: Um, okay. Wait, there's that dress for my concert!
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AN: Okay, I dont think this one is very funny, but once I get to other characters, it will be. I promise! Please review if you liked it!!! Even if you didnt, give me fake wings of hope so I can soar in ather fan fics!!
A) Yes B) No C) Sorta D)Purple chicken head's uncle
::you answer D:: Very Good! Purple chiken head's uncle is correct! You get a dollar!
AN: My 2nd fic!!! Me soooo happy with the 18 reviews I got on the last one! ::tears in eyes:: If You reviewed, God bless you!!!! Ahem, On with the fic!
Interviews With FF9 Characters
Blackbird is sitting on a table in a small room holding a voice recorder and and legal pad with a pencil behind her ear.
Blackbird into recorder: 9:50 AM, Still waiting for Zidane... Also wondering, why are legal pads legal? I wonder if the black market has an 'illegal pad'. Ooooh, maybe it'll be pink! Gotta check blackmarket.com when I get home... Hmmm... Illegal pads...
Zidane walks in wearing a fur coat, with glasses on, gold chains, etc. Blackbird blinks.
Zidane: What the f*ck you looking at?!
Blackbird: Um, nothing.
Zidane: Good, I'm a very important man with important things on my mind, so make this quick.
Blackbird: Ummm... Your not exactly like your character, are you?
Zidane: Hell no, that mother f*cker doesn't have any taste in fasion, unlike me...
He looks in a mirror: I'm so beautiful.
Blackbird: Your character has no mother.
Zidane looks up: Excuse me?
Blackbird: Your character is a genome. It's made, not sexually produced.
Zidane: o.o;
Blackbird: I thought you would at least know that much about your character.
Zidane: Shut the f*ck up!! I know my character!!
Blackbird: What color is his hair?
Zidane: ....This interview is over! Get out of my office!
Blackbird: This is my office, my house, my walk-in closet.
Zidane: SHUT THE F*CK UP, I'm leaving!
He walks out and slams the door.
Blackbird: Um, okay. Wait, there's that dress for my concert!
******
AN: Okay, I dont think this one is very funny, but once I get to other characters, it will be. I promise! Please review if you liked it!!! Even if you didnt, give me fake wings of hope so I can soar in ather fan fics!!