Eridan walk into coffee shop.
Eridan see da choicest ass in da club.
It turns out to be Sollux.
Sollux says "I'll have one of those coffee."
Eridan says "I'll have one of those too please."
They look at each other.
"Do u believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?" Eridan asked.
They fell in love and they kiss.
They drink coffee and go home.
Sex.
"Will u marry me eridan" said sollux
"omg yes sollux" cried eridan
They happy.
"FAG" yelled someone.
Eridan sad.
"It ok,' said Sollux.
They kiss.
Sex.
They get married. They have baby. Baby is girl. They name her Shaniqua.
They are happy six ever.
The end