The Invasion of Invader Zag

CHAPTER 1

"Gir! Stop singing!" Zim's voice echoed out from the trash can in the kitchen.

Gir stopped.

"Much better…" Zim said.

Gir got up and walked towards the TV. He flipped it on, then sat down to watch the "Scary Monkey Show".

"I love this show…" Gir whispered happily, watching the opening, which just showed three different colored "Scary Monkeys" changing colors and going back and forth.

Soon Zim walked in.

"Gir, I need to go to… School…" Zim said, clearly annoyed at the thought of all the little grubby humans running around, "Guard the house, and that means WATCH OUT FOR INTRUDERS! Also, no immediately leaving for the taco shop once I leave, last time you did that, the house caught on fire. I have no idea how it did, but it did. Luckily, thanks to my superior skills, I managed to put it out."

Gir remembers that day.

Zim: Gir! Don't get that grotesque water near me! Computer, if you're still alive, put out the fire, put out the fiiiiiiirreeeee!

Gir shudders at the memory.

Zim notices this. "Gir… Is something wrong?"

"No, it's ok! I'll guard the house!" Gir says, then glues his eyes back onto the screen.

Zim glares at the TV, then at Gir, then back at the TV.

"Ok, I'll be back later!" he says, then walks out the door.

About four hours after that, Gir notices someone is knocking at the door.

He gets up and opens it, to find that a girl is standing there with a pet… mongoose.

Before the girl can say anything, Gir says, "Doohhh, he looks so cute! It's a mongoose dog!"

"Umm, yes… I hear someone by the name of Zim lives here?" she asks.

Gir looks at the girl. "Yes, he's my master!"

The girl smiles, "I bet he is. My name is Zag, and this is my mongoose, Peanut. Will you let us stay in your house until… Zim gets back?"

Gir's mind clicks for a moment. Zim's words echoed inside his mind, "Don't let strangers into the house, anyone that I don't know or I am enemies with I don't want in my house, Gir. Understand?"

This is what was going on inside Gir's mind. Zim could meet the nice girl, and all would be ok… but he doesn't know her… but if he met her it'd all be alright… Why are you always thinking about tacos?... If he met her he would probably like her, and he'd reward Gir… But what if he doesn't like her?... Since when was Gir ever this smart?...

"Okey dokey!" Girs said suddenly.

I'm working on other chapters, thanks alot for reading. Review please!