AN: I was bored and in school when I wrote this, but I think it's ok. So please leave a review and let me know what you think about it ^::^
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto but I'm working on that. There is swearing in this story, and some slight yaoi, don't read it if you don't like it.
Three people stood crowded into a too small kitchen, staring at small silver box. The small silver box had letters engraved on it that read 'toaster'. "Tobi want's to play with the 'toaster'!" The tallest of the trio broke the silence and dove for the shiny box thing. Just as he was about to grab the toaster, someone grabbed the back of his shirt and yanked him back. "Tobi, un! It could be dangerous, un!" Deidara quickly placed the struggling Tobi into a choke hold so that he couldn't get away, or any closer to the 'toaster'. After a couple of minutes Tobi gave up on getting away and Deidara let him go. Standing straight and dusting himself off, Tobi looked over at the third member of their little group. "Ooh, Hidan-san! What do you think about the 'toaster'?"
Hidan didn't answer right away, he was simply looking at the 'toaster' thoughtfully. Deidara was surprised. It was rare to see Hidan in any form of thought process, even if it wasn't very deep. Tobi was getting bored waiting for Hidan to answer, so he started waving his hands in front of the albinos face to get his attention. "Get your fucking hands out of my face you fucktard!" Hidan lunged at the childish man, and Tobi hid himself behind Deidara. "Waah! Senpai! Hidan-san said evil words!" Deidara glared at Hidan while trying to inch away from Tobi. The hyperactive idiot caught on though, and latched onto the blonds legs so he wouldn't be able to get away.
A small scuffle later and Tobi was on the floor crying about senpai being mean. Deidara stared for a moment before turning back to Hidan who was once again looking at the 'toaster'. "So what do think it's for, un?" Once again they were all on their feet and watching the silver box. There was a long moment of silence before anyone spoke up. "I think this is a fucking sign from Jashin." Two pairs of eyes looked at Hidan like he'd just grown another head. "Why does Hidan-san think that? Tobi thinks it's just a toy..." Deidara made a small sound of agreement to that. "Why would your god send you something called a 'toaster', un?" Hidan shifted and looked back at the other two. A grin slowly spreads across his face as he says "For a fucking sacrifice! Duh!" Hidan started to laugh evily, and while Tobi seemed unaffected by it, it was making Dedara kinda scared.
Meanwhile, things had gone almost completely quiet in the living room. Kisame was sitting on the couch with Itachi resting comfortably in his lap. They had been watching X-Men, but had paused it after hearing voices in the kitchen. When they heard Hidan say he wanted to sacrifice the 'toaster' they both started laughing. "Hey Kisa, I'll bet you ten he gets shocked." Itachi looked at Kisame and smirked when he saw that the shark like man was actually thinking about it. Usually he would just say yes and suffer when Itachi won. Because Itachi always won. "Alright, I'll make that bet. There's a good chance that the toaster isn't even plugged in." Kisame grinned at the male in his lap before wrapping his arms around him. He was leaning in for a kiss but was interrupted by loud shouts of "Itachi-san, Itachi-san! Tobi needs help! Hidan-san won't wake up! Itachi-san!" Kisame jerked and swore a rainbow before handing his ten over to a now very pleased looking Uchiha Itachi. "You'll win someday, Kisa. I'm sure of it." Kisame just shook his head and laughed softly. "Itachi-san! Tobi needs help!" Itachi just laughed and gave Kisame a quick kiss before jumping up and making his way into the kitchen so that he could get Tobi to shut the hell up.