I don´t own Oda-Sensei´s brain.
This is an ZoSan night drabble. Have fun with it. (Sorry for my bad english)
"Oi…Cook?"
"What´s up, Marimo?"
"I tore the most of my clothes again…I need to get new ones"
"Ehm…ok?"
"You come with me and get me some!"
"Don´t be stupid. I won´t go shopping with an green haired gorilla…A man like me went with beautiful ladies shopping…"
"So that nosebleed-kun can bleed their new clothes?"
"What did you say?"
"Nothing. Nosebleed-kun! Come on an get you´re ass up. I haven´t got all day buying me new clothes…"
"Tch. Won´t. Come along. Shopping! Get it?"
"Don´t talk to me like that agian!"
"Why me? Go shopping with Luffy or Franky…"
"What do you think, how would I look like, when I would do shopping with Luffy and Franky?!"
"Dumb as you are?"
"Argh!…You know very well that there are only three people on our ship who have an idea when it comes to clothes …"
"Nami. Robin. Me."
"Yeah…Robin is busy with reading and I already lend me money by Nami. Counseling would cost extra. You are left"
"You are really helpless. Lending money by a beauty like Nami."
"Can we go, now?"
"Tell me one good reason why I should go shopping with you?"
"Cause you always look good and picking the clothes for the crew?"
"…I-I look always good to you?"
"Except your curly eyebrows, your bleeding nose, your annoying behavior towards woman, your…"
"Okay, okay…I get it,moss-head!"
"So can we go now?"
"Yes."
Some time later at the shop Sanji got everything for him. Elegant, sporty, casual clothes, underwear, accessoires and nightwear. He took the opportunity to let the marimo try some clothes. Sanji wanted to annoy Zoro trying on a skinny jeans.
"You´re certain that the need to be so tight?"
"Yes. Now show yourself." Sanji smirked.
As Zoro came out of the cabin, he lost the grin. Those jeans fit perfectly. You could see his big package in those pants, very well. His damn sexy ass. To make matters worse, he came without a shirt out of the cabin.
At this sight the cook got aroused.
"And what do you think?" "Is that me?"
"You wanna know what I'm thinking?"
Sanji came closer.
"Huh…yees?"
He stroked the scar on his chest.
"Really…what I'm thinking, yeah?"
"…y-yes.."
Sanji grabbed his tight ass cheeks.
"You should take them off!". He whispered.
Zoro swallowed.
The cook pushed him into the cabin. They started kissing, wildly. Shortly after Sanji was licking his column while stroking his arousal. Zoro was panting heavily. It doesn´took him so long since he jerked against the cabin door.
Then the cook was fucking Zoro's ass.
"You´re tight like your jeans…marimo"
"Shut up, shitty cook!"
Sanji gave him a firm smack.
"Be a good boy and stay silent or they will see how I fuck you in your sexy ass."
"Nghhh…"
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Later at checkout.
"I hope you´ve got everything you needed. Have a nice day!"
Sanji smrked.
"We´ve got more than we had expected…"