Disclaimer: Stephenie owns the characters, Black sheep owns the idea, and i own what i do with the two! :)

p.s Black sheep is another book that i kinda got this idea from, its really good, go and read it! :)

p.s.s. This is my first fanfic so go easy on me ;)

p.s.s.s heres a shout out to my friend hannah! lurve you! rotflmbo... inside joke... k well read on! haha

BPOV

"Really Jess?" I pleaded with my friend.

"God, Bella you act like I'm asking you to jump off a cliff or something. All you have to do is send in a letter about you and bada- bing- bada- boom! You have a family to live with for a whole school year. It will be perfect you can even do that writing scholarship thingy on it! Brilliant! I am brilliant!" Jess ranted on about the possibilities for me, but I think she just wanted me out of the way so she could steal my boyfriend, Mike. But I was going to breakup with him soon because I don't like the idea of dating just to date, and I don't feel like this is going anywhere.

Anyway Jess, my "best friend", was trying to get me to sign up for one of those reality television shows that have families swap kids so that in the end you realize how much you love your family. Yah, I think it's a bunch of crap too. But Jess was right… unfortunately.

I wanted to go to Cornell University, for the vet program, but I needed a scholarship, badly! My whole thing was that when you look at me on paper I look pretty well rounded. President on student council, art club, math club, pep club (so like, a lot of clubs), and got all A's. Not to mention I was always on the comity for school dances. Not that I could dance, or that you would ever want to see me dance. I'm probably the biggest klutz you'll ever meet. But that's beside the point. The scholarship that I wanted, well needed, required an essay. Usually this wouldn't be a problem, actually it would have benefited me, but the topic was Life Experience. So ya know how I said I sounded good on paper, well off paper *cough* not so much. Because off paper I was just Plain Ole Bella, who is in a lot of clubs and is smart. That's it. Sure I had a boyfriend, but I've never been kissed (shocking right?) and I'm not even close to falling in love, so I can't write about that. And the only time I leave Forks, Washington is to go to Port Angeles or Seattle…Washington. Heck! I've never even been on a plane!

So that's how I wound up here… in my tiny room in my Victorian style home, sitting on my bed with my laptop in front of me. I was on the website of the reality show, Kid Swap, filling out an application, so that for my senior year I would, hopefully, be spending time with a different family for 4 ½ months then they would come with me to the boring, abnormally small town of Forks for 4 ½ months…wow, that's a long time. Not to mention that all the while camera crews would be following us around, but the catch was that we would never see them, not even in the spec of dust that I call Home. Well that's just trouble waiting to happen.

"This is really messed up." I mumbled aloud to myself.

Jess had left hours ago claiming that she had homework, but I knew she was just bored with the situation.

I had just finished the application… my finger hovering over the send button.

Maybe I shouldn't do this, I mean I haven't even talked to my parents about it yet.

Wimp

Huh?

Am I talking to myself?

Is that such a big surprise, I mean you are pretty messed up.

You hush up, I am not!

Are to.

Am not!

Are to!

AM NOT!

Fine, whatever, but you are infinatly stubborn

Pfft… maybe I am stubborn, but I am NOT insane.

You're the one having a conversation with yourself.

Humffp. She's, I'm, we're…right. Yup, I'm insane. Well I guess I could get checked in to an institute after this. Well… I'll think about it.

Okay, you do that.

Grrrrr…

Did you just growl?

Shut up.

…

That's better…ahhh.

So while I was sitting there talking to myself, my pug, Archie, jumped up onto my bed and scared the crap outta me. And with out realizing it I hit the send button… Great.

It is actually, you would never have had the guts to do it yourself.

I thought I told you to shut up.

Just saying.

"Well this is great… just great." I muttered. But I probably won't get picked…right?

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