title :: of a thousand burning suns
pairings/characters :: gray/lucy
disclaimer :: you're hilarious. really.
notes1 :: i like this fandom. a lot. i don't understand why it's so small.
notes2 :: …this turned out weirdly.
"YOU GUYS. SHUT UP. AND LISTEN TO ME."
This was it. She has had enough.
It was during one of their Epic Battles ("What the hell? Ice-cream is way better than cookies, you moron!" followed by "YOU SLUTTY STRIPPER FREAK-O.") that Lucy discovered her Inner Demon.
She promptly let it loose.
Not even a minute later, Natsu and Gray start quivering under the death glare of Lucy, letting go of the little manliness that they had.
"I AM TIRED OF THE WAY YOU FIGHT EACH OTHER OVER POINTLESS THINGS—"
"Lucy," Natsu weakly tried to explain, "The topic of Cookies VS. Ice-Cream is very impor—"
"SHUT UP!"
Natsu did as he was told. Gray, in the meantime, was trying to sneak away all ninja-like from the fuming Lucy.
"YOU GUYS NEVER—GRAY, ARE YOU TRYING TO ESCAPE? YOU BASTARD!"
Gray froze. Not in a literal way, of course.
Lucy sighed. And the boys hoped. For a sigh was a sign that she was getting tired and would possibly let them off the hook.
"Listen, guys, it's just that—GRAY."
Gray looked down and saw that his clothes were miraculously not on his body. Instead, they were on the floor. "Oh, look at that. How did that happen…?" He cautiously looked at his female teammate and winced.
"YOU MORONIC IDIOT, STOP TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES."
"It's not my fault! It's a habi—"
"I DON'T CARE HOW HOT YOU LOOK. REALL—"
"…oh, snap."
Lucy glared at Natsu before realizing what she said. She quickly turned from a PMS-ing monster to a blushing girl.
Gray, realizing his awkward situation, smirked. "What was that, Lucy?"
She blushed a little more. "Oh. Um. Uh, never mind."
"I don't think so, Lu-cy." He started to walk toward her. "What was it?"
"Uh, you guys are really awesome and I'm honored to have as teammates?"
"No, I don't think that was it." By this time, he was really, really close. As in, two steps away from each other. And Lucy was breathing really heavily. After all, he wasn't wearing a shirt. Or pants.
"Um, let's all go out to eat. My t-treat."
He sandwiched her between the wall and his exposed chest. She was blushing heavily, now, and that gave him some sort of manly satisfaction. Although he didn't really know what he was doing. Slowly, he tipped his head to Lucy's…
"U-uh… COOKIE ICE-CREAM. LET'S GO NOW, YES?"
Barely concealing his excitement, Natsu ran over to Lucy and Gray and started pushing them to the nearest ice-cream store.