Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, but…err…[insert clever remark here]

A/N: Okay, so I know I should be working on "All That Matters", but this came to me while I was watching the end of "Zebras" last night and wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it. El didn't look very happy when Liv kissed Stuckey, even it was just a ploy, so I wondered how he'd react if it wasn't just a trick. And thus, this was born…


"Then make it work, Alex!" Olivia yelled at the ADA.

"I can't make it work if you don't get me something useful, detective!" She yelled back.

"I could if you would just get me a warrant!"

"I would get you a warrant if you could get something for me to use! I'm not going to make a fool of myself again just because you can't do your job properly!" Alex shouted. She paused, glancing around the squad room where everyone was staring silently at the arguing pair. "We don't need to do this here. Interrogation room. Now, detective."

Olivia glared at the lawyer but followed her to the interrogation room nonetheless, mumbling something about how she was doing her job just fine and it was the attorney that needed to work harder. She closed the door behind her and leaned her back against it, turning to face Alex.

"Think they bought it?" She asked with a slight smirk, pushing herself off the door and approaching the lawyer.

"Positive. If they know what's good for them, they won't be coming in for a good half-hour." The ADA replied with a smug grin as the detective grabbed the collar of her shirt and pulled her in for a forceful kiss.

She moaned into her mouth as Olivia's hand traveled up from her waist to under her shirt. She backed Alex up against the wall, caressing the soft flesh under her shirt as she fumbled with the button on her pants.

"Have you told him?" Alex asked somewhat breathlessly when Olivia's mouth left hers in favour of her neck.

"It's been six months; I'm sure twenty more minutes won't hurt." Olivia murmured, pulling Alex back in for another bruising kiss, not noticing the broken-hearted Elliot Stabler as the door swung shut behind him. He wanted her to be happy, but that didn't make it hurt any less.


A/N: I hope you liked it (even if the A/N is longer than the story XD). Even if it sucked, please review, they make me jump on the roof of my apartment building and do the jig ;)