YAY! IT'S ME! STARTING A NEW STORY!

Fang:is it me or are you just too happy to be true

that's not what yo daddy told me

Fang:okay first of all, i don't know who my "daddy" is, so that doesn't hurt me, and then i really didn't mean that as a insult.

oh, okay. never mind then, anyway for a quick summary this is just a bunch of pairings bunched together in one happy sweet tale. (sighs romantically and looks up dreamily)

Fang:yeah. since it looks like she's not going to do it, i will. she does not own Maximum Ride. because she belongs to ME!

(grabs Max from somewhere and disappears into a room that wasn't there a few minutes ago. a few seconds later you hear screams of pleasure and other stuff that will make you sick)

FIRST COUPLE!

Max/Fang

Max p.o.v.

I sat on the back porch just inches away from Fang. I said I needed some air, but really I just had to get away from Fang. And of course he followed me with that cute, adorable look that said he would go out there with me even if I didn't want him to. I sighed but continued to just stare out at the stars like I was mezmorized by them. But even he could tell those burning balls of gas weren't really the things I was watching. He has really amazing hair, I just realized randomly. I mean he's been through a lot and he still managed to keep his hair looking good. I expected as much from someone like Nudge or Iggy, but not him. Hm...Nudge and Iggy...why did that sound so good together. Oh wait...Nudge and Dylan sound good too. Maybe it would be best if...

"Why do you keep pushing me away? Every time I think we get a step closer..you take a step back. Is it because of this Dylan guy?" he said, startling me out of my thought about trying to get Nudge a man. That would have to wait until later I guess.

"Fang what do you mean?" I asked trying to sound dumb, and of course it didn't work. He sighed frustrated and started to get up, but I could let that happen. I needed to tell him right here, right now.

"Fang I love you."I burst out before he could fully get out of his chair.

Fang p.o.v.

Okay when someone tells you they love you out of the blue you get three kind of thoughts.

One (and probably the most common):WHAT THE FUCK!

Two:like how, brother like or more

and Three:FINALLY!

I was feeling all of them and I didn't know I was in a crouching position and drooling until my legs started to burn and some drool leaked out. Very cool huh? I righted myself and prepared myself for the worse. Why? I don't know.

"Max I've loved you since we were three and you were that spunky little four year old that would always give the lab coats a hard time." I said. She looked up and and stared at me for a minute, searching in my eyes to see if I were lying or not. When I passed the inspection she stood up and gave me a kiss. Soon it had intensified, not to the point where we were feeling all over each other, but defiantly a make out. When we were done she stared laughing.

"Wat's so funny? I mean I bet I kiss better than you!" I said pretending to sound cocky. That only made her laugh more...you know what I love her laugh.

"You! You do realize that I was in the school like since I was born...so what happened to the first three years?" she asked still laughing.

"Well you know...there was this really hot rat combinat. We would have hit it off, the perfect one year old love...except she tried to eat me. Then I had to let her go." I said playfully. We continued to laugh until we were both sitting back down and going over the most embarrassing moment we could think of. What seemed like minutes of fun and laughs walked up and said we've been out here for hours and need to get inside NOW! I looked at Max and she looked back at me...then we both burst into laughter. sighed and waked back in the house.

"May I walk thee lady to her room?" I asked in the possibly worst English accent. She smile and replied

"Why yes you may handsome knight."

"Then I will carry you into the miss of your stinky room mi lady!" I declared then pretended to try to lift her up but she was too big to do that. Of course I was only pretending, she easily weighed like ninety-eight pounds. I carried my princess to her room. I would never say that to her face...because I would get punched in the face. But it was nice for me say in my mind. After dropping her on her bed and did a corny bow I turned to leave her room.

"Night Fang. Love you." she said. I turned around and patted my chest where my heart was suppose to be at least.

"Always." I said then left. I went to my room which I shared with Iggy and jumped in the air a few times...too excited to think about anything excited to think about anything else except Max.

"Stop fucking prancing around like a fagot and go to bed!"screamed Iggy. I smiled but climbed into bed and slowly fell into sleep, thinking about Max the whole time.

have you guys noticed they didn't take baths. hmm...i could've changed that, but now i'm too lazy and i think it looks good anyway. anyway i need help...which couple do you think looks good. Nudge and Dylan or Nudge and Iggy. Please help because i really can't choose...seeing as I'm rooting for both sides.