Star Invader Girl

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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Ataru Moroboshi takes a deep breath, shouts 'for my Marriage!' and shoots a special dart gun at the Oni...only to miss...

BEEP!

And their went the timer...he'd lost...the earth...was conquered...

Star Butterfly, Oni princess extraordinaire celebrated happily in her leopard skin bikini while floating in mid-air...while a hapless Ataru got beaten up by an angry human mob...

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All the way in echo creek America...the Diaz family watched as some idiot they didn't know lose everything for them...

"Well...that was anti-climatic." Said Mr. Diaz. Mrs. Diaz sighed, "well...I guess there's no call for it save but to put on out best smiles and bake some cookies for our new overlords!" She said in an attempt to be optimistic.

Mr. Diaz then realized something, "Wait, Marco is till with his friends on a camping trip! They might not know about this! I should call them!" He rushed to the phone...but he only got the voicemail...Marco was a bit...preoccupied...

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RIP!

JANA, GET OUT OF TOWN" Shouts an embarrassed Marco at a smirking Jana who'd just ripped off his swimtrunks...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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