Title: A Piece On Vince McMahon Characters: Vince McMahon Rating: PG 13 I guess...I dunno! lol!
Spoilers: None
Warning: If you are a fan of Vince McMahon, please don't read, this contains me bascially bashing him, lol. Contains a shot at Stephanie and HHH, sorry to their fans.
Genre: Bashing, I'm creating a new genre called Bashing!
Disclaimers: I do not own Vince McMahon, nor would I want to!
Summary: It's just a madeup review of Vince's Schedule for the day, lol.
7:00 am-Wake up, pee and get dressed
7:05 am-Count My Money
7:45 am-Eat Breakfast and Plot
8:00 am- Go to the office
8:30 am- Look in the mirror and tell myself I'm a genuis (Which I am not)
9:10 am to 10:30 am- Think of ways to screw people over
10:31 am- Bathroom Break
10:45 am- Fire people
11:00 am-Count My Money
11:30 am-Have people kiss my butt
Noon-Lunch with some people that call themselves my family
1:00 pm- More people kiss my butt
1:30 pm- Head to arena
3:00 pm-Pretend to like my employees but plot ways to make their lives miserable
3:30 pm-Fine people for no reason
4:00 pm-Boss people around at before show meeting, let people speak but don't listen to their opinions. Drool over the divas and think of ways to degrade them more. Fine some more people and threaten to fire a few more.
5:30 pm- Approve Script and Material for tonight's show. Make sure to include things that will peeve off the fans.
6:30 pm- Go on google and find a fan website and threaten to shut it down for no reason.
6:45 pm- Think of people to sue and threaten TNA with bogus lawsuit while eating dinner
7:00 pm- Bathroom Break and time to plot some more
7:10 pm- Listen to what Hunter and Stephanie want and go along with it
7:30 pm- Listen to what Shane wants and ignore him
7:35 pm- Count My Money
7:50 pm- Go watch some people that work for me let the "fans" in, if one is wearing a shirt or piece of clothing I don't like, they can sit outside
8:00 pm -Show goes on the air
8:10 pm- Watch a bunch of people talk in the ring for about an half hour
9:00 pm- Go to the ring and peeve the fans off and talk about stuff that I don't know about
10:05 pm- Fire someone
10:15 pm- Have people kiss my butt during after show meeting and ignore other people's opinions and concerns
10:45 pm-Leave arena after issuing fines to more people
11:30 pm- Arrive home and go to room and plot some more
11:45 pm- Go to bed with sweet dreams of ruining people's lives in my head