This Chapter was inspired by Club Penguin I hope you like it and this is just a one shot so enjoy!

Urs truly lildarkcookie ONWARDS!!

Disclaimer I do not own any thing Twilight or Club Penguin or any other brand names I might mention!

Emmet's Pov

BEL- a hand clapped over my mouth

"Emmet what do you think you're doing!" Edward hissed

"Jeeze Eddie! Calm down, I'm bored and I wanna play with Bella!"

"No!"

"Why!" I whined

"Because it's 2 o'clock in the Fuc-"

"Language Edward!" Esme hissed from upstairs

"As I was saying before I was so RUDLEY interrupted you cannot play with Bella because it is 2 o'clock in the morning!"

"So.." I pressed

"SHE NEEDS TO SLEEP! YOU MOR-"

"EDWARD 2 DOLLARS!"

"Shit.. "he scowled

"MAKE IT 3!"

Even though were all older than normal teenagers we still get an allowance and trust me 5000 dollars a week goes pretty quickly..

"NOOOO IT'S MY LAST 3 DOLLARS PLEASE ESME!"

"Nope I want that 3 dollars mister!"Emse talked as if fighting with a three year old

"No!" Edward stomped his foot

"UPSTAIRS NOW!!"

"FINE!" Edward yelled as he walked up the stairs

Well that was interesting.... ah him bored again!..... men men menly men men men! Yay!! It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV but where are good old fashion value on which we use to rely.. "LUCKY THERES A FAMILY GUY LUCKY THERES A MAN WHO –"

"SHUT UP EMMET!" Edward screamed at me

"EDWARD I WANT MY DOLLAR!"

"I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING MONEY!"

"2 DOLLARS! AND YOU CAN WORK IT OFF BY DOING CHORES!"

"CHORES!!! WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Edward Whined

I'm bored. .TO THE COMPUTER

I Logged on to Club Penguin as Mr .Sexy I was dressed up as a vampire penguin

Mr .Sexy :HAY WAS UP!

FamilyGuyRox: HAY DUDE UR SOO STUCK LIKE WHO CALLS THEMSELF MR .SEXY

Mr .Sexy: I DO GOTTA PROBLEM WITH IT BITCH!

FamilyGuyRox: OOOOOOO!!! IM TELLING

Mr. Sexy: Pshhh douchebag

After that I was just waddling around then an orange box popped up

You have been ban from club penguin for inappropriate language! NOW GET LOST!

"INNAPROPARITE WHAT THE FUCK!! I HATE THIS GAME!!!!!" Then I drop kicked the computer out the window

"Language Emmet!"

Shit..

"ESME! ESME!! EMMET SWORE IN HIS HEAD!" Edward screamed almost delightedly

"THAT'S ANOTHER DOLLAR MISTER! NOW DO YOUR CHORES"

"BUT HE SWORE !!" Edward whined

"BUT YOU TATTLED"

HAHAHAH
DAMNIT NOW IM BORED AGAIN! Hmmm.. COMPUTER!! I NEED ANOTHER COMPUTER!!!
hmm where does Alice keep hers.....O I KNOW!

"TO THE GARAGE!!" I screamed and leaped out the already broken window

I crawled under Alice's car She would have been pissed if I just lifted it up

I grabbed her labtop from under the spare tire and ran back into the house.. I was soooooooooooo excited I haven't played neopets since it came out! I logged on as Mr. S.M ( think about what Emmet would put and if you can't figure it out pm or ask in ur review) I checked my Neopet Bobbert his status said dead and he was a pile of bones with cob webs

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOBBERT!!!" I wailed

After I mourned the death of bobbert I went to my profile to see how long I've been a member and it said I had been a member for 108 months

"Whoa!" That's more than Edward!

"MONTHS EMMET!"

Right...

Well this website is boring now that Bobbert's dead so I decided to log on to the Habbo Hotel

I saw this chick walking around and I typed in : WHAT'S UP BITCH!

Then it came up on the screen as WHAT'S UP BOBBA!

WTF!! Does Bobba mean!

I typed it again because I figured it was just a glitch....

TF IS WITH THIS GAME! "YOU CAN'T FUCKING SWEAR ON THIS DAMN GAME A HATE YOU!!!"

"EMMET!"

"Shit.." Oh crapp

"2 DOLLARS!!!" Man No wonder we don't go broke Esme just takes it back when we swear

"HA!!" I heard Edward say from somewhere outside

I hate computers!!! And IM STILL FLICKING BORED

Hmmmmm... what to do...OOOOO I KNOW I'LL WRITE A LIST WITH EVERYTHING IM GONNA DO TODAY THEN GO DO IT!!!

Eat a jar of pickles

Get kicked out of Wal-Mart

Find a Yummylicious Grizzly Bear

Make a Vampire dog.. Carlisle walked by glanced at my list and snatched it from me and crossed something out

"BUT CARLISLE! I WANT A PUPPY!!"

"NO EMMET YOU MAY NOT HAVE A VAMPIRE PUPPY!"

"Whatever.." I muttered

Okay on with the LIST!! HUZAAAA!!!!!!

Buy a cell phone and prank call Mike Newton

Replace Jaspers Emo Clothes with bright coloured ones

Yaya!! THIS LIST IS FANTABULOUS!!! Now TO GET A JAR OF PICKLES!! TO THE GROCERY STORE!!!!

I sped down the road to the grocery store... wait where is the grocery store...O THERE IT IS!!!!

I pulled into the parking lot and jumped out of my jeep and into the grocery store

Excuse me? I said to one of the people that were just standing around looking at weird things that were sorta big and green ( it's a watermelon)

What! The lady whipped around with a scary look on her face

Uh... Um do you know where the pickles are?

"DO I LOOK LIKE I WORK HERE!!" Now she looked scarier than Edward if u stole Bella

"Uhh...um I'll go ask someone else"

After alot of people had screamed at me I had finally gotten the pickles, so I jumped in my jeep and started driving to Wal-Mart

I parked in the wall mart parking lot and started eating my pickles

1 Pickle, 2 Pickles, 3 Pickles..........30 Pickles uhhhhh I don't feel so good

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