OK, so I decided to do one of those collective drabbles, only influenced by whatever song lyric came up next on my iPod. Or, you know, just another random set of words that makes me think of something cool. (Though that will probably go into effect next chapter, seeing as this chapter is all about the song lyrics.) Yet another story idea that came to me while I put on my slippers. This is becoming a problem. What happens if I don't wear shoes?

But anyway, so yeah. This is me attempting to do drabbles. Hope you like it!

Disclaimer: No. Just no.

ON WITH THE DRABBLES!

"Moment of honesty: someone's gotta take the lead. Tonight who's it gonna be?..."
Alicia Keys and Drake, "Unthinkable (I'm Ready)"

Iggy imagines that when he tells his kids how their Auntie Max and Uncle Fang got together, he's only going to have one thing to say to them:

"They stood there and looked at each other like deer in the headlights, because when it comes to relationships, your aunt and uncle have no idea how to take the lead…"

"I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing. Just pray to a god that I don't believe in…"
The Script, "Breakeven (Falling to Pieces)"

Fang was sitting in the middle of a mall, wondering what the hell he was thinking. Iggy and Gazzy were sitting in the food court, and he had wandered off. Sad thing is that he can't even remember what he told the guys he was going to do. Max wouldn't do that…

He put his head in his hands, biting his lip. "Even after day three, it's not any easier…" Like flying with one wing...

"There's a fine line between love and hate and I don't mind. Just let me say that I like that…"
Breaking Benjamin, "The Diary of Jane"

Max couldn't figure out for the life of her whether she liked it or hated it when Fang brushed against her or not; that lingering fire that he left was distracting either way…

"They say that teenagers scare the living shit outta me…"
My Chemical Romance, "Teenagers"

Gazzy was often called the clueless one, and within reason. He was usually the last one to really get something, and that was usually after someone had actually told him what was going on. Like when Nudge started to have that one week when she would always be mean to him, and it came at the exact same time every month; he had no idea what was going on, except that ever time the first of the month came around, he should be hiding somewhere.

So when Gazzy noticed that Fang and Max were making "lovey dovey" eyes at each other ("But girls have cooties!") and Nudge, Angel, and Iggy would just smile ("What is wrong with you guys? We have to get them back to normal!") , Gazzy didn't know what to do, except mutter to himself about he never wanted to be a teenager. The entire concept of touching cootie girls was frightening, to say the least.

"I am finding out that maybe I was wrong, that I've fallen down and I can't do this alone…"
Paramore, "My Heart"

Nudge and Angel—you know, before Angel sort of went off the deep end—used to sit around with each other and just wonder what was going on between Max and Fang. Then as they got older, they recognized the basic plotline of Max and Fang's relationship to be the same as the many romantic movies that they used to watch on cable, and silently became the first "Fax" followers. Nudge thought that the way that the two would get together would be that Fang would get jealous. Angel thought that Fang would propose over candlelit dinner when they were whatever age it was that people proposed, so maybe 16.

It was when Angel and Nudge saw Max break down on the beach after the seashell incident and Fang held her in his arms like she was a piece of really expensive china that they realized that they were Max and Fang, not some fairytale couple. Or that girl from 27 Dresses. They would get together anyway in some way that was completely them, and then it would be great and filled with "Faxworks! You know, like fireworks!", as Nudge said. And until then, Nudge and Angel would be their number one fans.

A.N. OK, so that was a little harder than I thought it would be. Huh, it's hard getting the right song lyric for each of these specific moments. I tried to make the drabbles not as completely obvious as the song lyric was and take a different spin on the words. And my favorite has to be Gazzy, because:-

One: No one gives Gazzy enough love, and

Two: Cluelessness is awesome. Not that I'm biased or anything being Clueless Wonder #2, Danny Fenton/ Phantom being Clueless Wonder #1, even if he's not as clueless now that he's saved the world…

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