One day, Miku decided to go to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales, to catch a train.
She waited for ages.
So long that she managed to masturbate, drink a tall glass of brandy, introduce democracy to Russia via text messaging, masturbate again, start and close a religion, write a fanfiction, publish the fanfiction as a novel, gain 100lbs, lose 100lbs, contract AIDS, miss a train, wait another god fucking knows how long...
Well, that was fifteen minutes ago and her next train FINALLY arrived.
It was a big pink fucking unicorn that shat fucking rainbow noodles. Miku rode it up the ass into the sun, which then exploded, and caused the earth to freeze over forever, because we need a sun to be alive guys, true shit. Afterwards, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch station was closed because pf the destruction of mankind.
THE FUCKING END.
Well, that's the stupidest thing I published since 2017. Peace and love, guys!