Summary:

Inspired by the hilariously original fanfic "My Immortal" by Tara, we are proud to present "My Goddess": Just when life was looking it's worst, our Mary Sue character Ashlynn finds her life taking a turn for the better- she's a demigod, and now she's surrounded by hot guys. Beggars can never be choosers, so Ashlynn's acting filthy damn rich.
~~~Enjoy this PJO parody!

A/N:: Fangz 2 Starr 4 da supert and 4 helpn us w/ the gramer/spelin! we lurve u Starr!

Hi. My name is Ashlynn Chaos Blacklake. I'm an emotional wreck and I need help. I am Princess of the Blacklake. I have many servants and maids who kiss my ass all the time to make me happy. But I am so emo I can never be happy.

My story starts two years ago when my mother sent me to camp halfblood.

~Flachbak~

"Mom! I don't wanna go to this camp! It sounds dumb! I just want to stay home and be my depressed self while u continue to ignore me and ill sit in the dark cormer of da rom cutting my rists!" I yell anrily at my bich of a mom.

"NO! UR GOING! U NEED TOO! PLUS I HATE YOU AND IM GOING TO START ABUSING YOU IF YOU DON'T LEAVE SOON!"

"Ugh. Fine!" I piked up mah bags nd ran to the spaceship.

I felled aslept on da ride nd woke up in a field of starwberrys on my bak. I landed on a thorn and cut my bak. It felt so good. As I stud up the blood rushed down my bak and the thorn ripped the bak of my shirt.

"Hey r u ok?" a hot guy appreared out of no where.

"yea I lik da pain."I responded as I reached behind me nd got sum blood on mah handz. I held mah handz to mah lips and licked the blood off nd smiled.

"Holy shit! R u a vamp er sumtin?" He asked, flippin his pitch black emo hayer to da side. It was sooooo emo nd hot.

"No. I just lyk da taste of blood."

"Oh. Cool." He shook it off lyk it waz nufin. But I knew he thought it wuz totallyz sexy. Whut guy wuldnt rite? "I'm Jackson. Percy Jackson." Oooo lyk Jamie Bondz!

"I'm Ashln Chps Baclace!"

He stovck out a hand for my to shak. I put my hnad in his anf he sid "Nice to meet u Aslhynn. Wut r u doin around here?" "My mom semt me here fur camp. Is tjere a Csmp-Hakf Blod around here?"

"Oh..watd ur mom tel u abut the camp?" "Itds placve four mi ot..refprm. A camp four ppl wit..prblems" "no itzz nooot" percy siasd "Oh, I maen, shr ddnt tel u anythn els? Ddnt xpln anythn…mystfyinh ot u? Nothn lif camgin?" ":umm no? she dd threten mi wit her bromstck tho…and she dos costantl cal me th e spwn o the devl…"

"ah, percy i cee u hav meet Asklinn..." a radom sentar sayz.

"yesh sire!" den percy got downe on he knez nd bowde ot de wierd cretar.

"um, im nott gunna do tht…" I stted.

percy got bak up nd smid me. "aint her prettie?" he laffed.

I bluched. He culdnt cee itt thpw mah white fce mkeup. My long black hayer waz up in a ponietail and I was waz wearin A LOT of iliner.

"Um, nahh. She uglayyyy!" Den Khron gllaoped aawy.

I sat on my fat ass and cried. I was so deprezed I tok outu mah fave nife nd mad a cut downe mah rists.

"WHAT DA FUK R YA DOIN!" percy yaked the nife aawy. "No mo cutz! Gotsz it?"

"But I eed vtoo!"

"NO!" Den he shoved da nife in his pocket nd sexily strutd aawy.

I strted to drool wen he turned, flippin he sxxy ass hayer, he yelled. "DON'T TAK TO MEH IM MAD AT YOU!"

I ran up to him nd tied to gard de nife from him but he wuldnt let go.

"PERCY! Gimmah da dam nife!"

"NO! ur guna hurt ursef!"

"So? Y do ya car?" I wined.

"I soo fukin awsom. I da leader hear cmp hafblod! U betr do wut i saye!"

Hey Guys,

As you hopefully know from the summary, this is purely a PJO version/parody of "My Immortal".

Don't know what it is? . com/

Remember, this is for your entertainment only.

Enjoy!

~YCHON