Vacation journal entry #1

Well I fucking missed my first flight to Banoi. My wife is bothering me about some weight loss plan she's hoping to take. I just hope I can escape the nagging this time. not only is it a break from work but a break from her. She also said something about tossing the condom and having kids. I'm not sure if I'm ready for something like that. As long as I keep my distance though, it'll be fine. I hope that she doesn't start thinking that I'm cheating though. Why am I worrying anyway? It'll be fun, especially since I've never left the mainland.