20 Days of School Torture

A/N: Got a little bored at home so a humour-fic will do. This fan-fic is actually made out of boredom so...its'not really the best thing you can ever imagine but I will try my best to make it very cracky to lighten up the mood a bit. There will be surprises in later chapters. Its about...well..read to find out! The chapters will be like..short but not all. This story was suppose to be published a long time ago..but I always forgot so I'am terribly sorry, Minna-san! Anyways, I hope you understand my sincere apology. :)

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Gundam Wing.

Read on, guys. :3

Day 1- The Battle in The Cafeteria

Heero and Duo are walking down the halls of the school. The hallways are clear and quiet. And its' only the both of them there. The 3rd period ended and after that it will be the time all students gather around at the cafeteria and have some lunch.

While they were on their way, Duo is babbling some random things again and Heero is just...emotionless as usual.

"Seriously, that was the most horrible day of my life!" Duo exclaimed. Heero just shrugged "Yeah..yeah..''

When they reached the cafeteria, they saw all the students in Shinikasei High School on their seats enjoying lunch. Almost all of the seats were occupied.

Heero gave Duo a glare " If you're going to complain about it, it's all your fault'' he said flatly.

Duo gave him a confused look "How is it my fault?'' he asked.

"You were taking so long in the bathroom and that's the reason WHY we're late for lunch'' Heero explained blankly.

''Oops. Forget the time'' Duo said with a big grin.

They both searched for a place to sit. Luckily they found one vacant seat. Unfortunately, its' near the trash can. Heero gave Duo another glare.

"What are you glaring at? You should be thankful cuz I found one." Duo said as he went over to sit down. Heero just said nothing and did the same.

Just a few minutes have pass or so, someone yelled "FOOD FIGHT!''

...

The whole cafeteria turned into a complete pandemonium.

And a wet napkin was threwn on Duo's face. Heero smiled a bit.

"Not funny, man." Duo said,

Heero smirked " I think it is. Your napkin faced. And that's one thing I-"

A box of milk spilled on him. The smile died.

Duo laughed hysterically. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Heero threw a slice of pie on him.

"H-hey! I already got napkin face and now a pie face!'' Duo whined

Heero rolled his eyes " Quit whining. Here's my offer" And..*SPLAT* " Hope you liked it."

The pie-faced Duo got a big slice of pie and shoved it on Heero's face " Thanks for the offer. I hope you like mine too" He said with a wild smirk on his lips.

So then...it became a full-scale food fight between the two of them.

That's the end of the war in the cafeteria.

-Fin-

A/N: SOOO..do you like it? Or hate? Well, I really did a lot of brainstorming here ever since then. The next chapter will be coming up soon! Guys, I beg you...please review. The more I get reviews, the more chapters are to come! Thank you :D

Until then,Minna-san!

~Dark Zero 1718