AN*i am an Astoria coffee drinker, so this argument is more of how i think everyone else reacts to my coffee drinking. also, Draco will eventually stop calling Astoria Greengrass Jr. i=but he still sees her is just some kid and its a fun nickname.

rainbowspring-i'm glad you liked Hagrid, his took me forever, and i'm happy to know i got the accent right

discliamer-please see chapter 1

Draco Malfoy

Greengrass Jr, was a MONSTER! She mutilated my coffee!

Had she done it to her own that would have been one thing, but she had taken my coffee, my own personal cup, and just took a swig. She took a swig, made a face and spit it out back into my cup! Yeah that's right; she used my morning coffee, my perfectly brewed coffee, as mouthwash. And you know what she said about my coffee? "Well, that's no good at all."

Apparently spoiling it, and mocking it isn't enough though, apparently she had to completely destroy it! She poured half a pitcher of cream and six fists full of sugar into it! Greengrass Jr, is horribly confused, see, coffee is black, not chestnut brown.

The best part of it all is she tried to give it back to me. Most people don't find it that terribly difficult to notice me getting pissed off, but she somehow managed to make it through tasting, criticizing and poisoning my coffee before she caught on. When she did she had finished sipping it daintily, smiling and telling me "That's better", when it was most certainly not!

Per usual she turned as red as a Weasley called poor, and agonizingly slowly, pushed it back to me, so that it made an awful scraping sound. I didn't want what she attempted to pass off as 'my coffee', and when she asked me why, had I dared drunk the damn thing I would have spit it all over her. "I'm sorry; I usually like coffee in my cream and sugar." Oh, and rather than take this offensively she just rambled on about how, "It was so bitter, far too bitter, she was really only helping it, why would I want to drink bitter coffee?"

As I said before, Greengrass Jr is horribly confused.

I mean "Why bother drinking coffee at all then? Why don't you just pour yourself a glass of cream and sugar!" I can't be positive, but I swear I heard her mumble that "For then your stomach aches something awful." Whatever it is she said, I laughed. She's actually quite funny...well more like fricken hilirous, but that might just be me, because I pretty sure Pansy can't make me laugh like that...without making direct fun of something or someone that is.

And you know what else, I think I forgot about my coffee even.

AN* Who's coffee do you prefer? Draco's or Astoria's? let me know in a review.