Goku stared at the contraption they always rode around in. He knew what it was, but he'd suddenly found himself wondering, "When Hakuryu transforms into a jeep, does he have mechanical insides?" He stared long and hard, when suddenly he was punched on the top of his head. HARD. "OW!" He looked up. "What the hell-?!"
"The hell you doing? Are you gonna eat the jeep, too, monkey-boy?" Gojyo said mockingly.
Goku glared. "Shut up, you stupid Kappa!"
"Like you have much right to say that, brainless monkey," Gojyo jeered back. "So what the hell are you thinking? You finally get a girl?"
"Ew, no!"
"Oh, so now you're a gynophobic? Or maybe you're a homo? Actually, second thought, don't tell me. I don't wanna know."
"Ew! That's even worse! Just shut the hell up, you perverted Kappa!"
"Baka-saru!" Gojyo stuck his tongue out at the boy.
Suddenly, a fan appeared that slapped the two of them clean across their faces. "OUCH!" the two cried in unison.
"Shut the hell up!" Sanzo shouted, obviously on the brink of snapping. "Or I'll kill you both!"
"Alright everyone, calm down," Hakkai said with the usual smile on his face. "Now, what seems to be the problem?"
"Goku wants to eat the jeep," Gojyo stated bluntly.
"Do not!" Goku argued back.
"Shut the hell up you morons!" Sanzo slapped the two across the face with his fan once again. "You're giving me a headache!"
"I said calm down," Hakkai repeated a little more firmly, still smiling slightly.
Goku stood up and dashed over to the jeep. He ripped up the hood, and stared, frozen on the spot.
"What are you doing?!" Hakkai yelled, losing his calm exterior.
The other three ran over to where Goku was standing, stock still.
"You stupid monkey!" Sanzo shouted, grabbing Goku's collar and shaking him. "I'm going to-," Sanzo froze, staring into the jeep's hood. "What the?..."
"OH MY-!"