Battle of the bands
Harry, Ron, Seamus, Lavender, Ginny, Hermione, Dean and Parvarti were all sitting in the Gryffindor common room on Friday evening when a loud pop announced a new notice. Harry walked over and read aloud
"Battle of the Bands; any students wishing to perform must fill in a form and send it to their head of house by 8 am Monday morning. Forms are attached below."
"Cool" exclaimed Dean
"Oh yes lads we are gonna rock this school like no one ever did!" Seamus bellowed
"You girls gonna be our groupies?" Dean asked excitedly
"What we might want to form a band to you know" Parvarti screamed obviously outraged with Deans comment
"Sorry girls it says here that you have to play your own instruments" Ron pointed out rather stupidly
"And? We can all play something Ginny plays Guitar so does Lav Parvarti kills on the drums and I play bass."
"Yeah so we're just gonna go discuss our first song come on girls" Ginny said with clear rage.
"Okay whatever" Harry said "So guys lets start Names?"
"Slytherin are Tossers?" Ron suggested
"Good but Snape'll complain then we wouldn't get to play" Dean wisely pointed out "I've got it… suicidal tendencies!"
"What are you emo?" Harry asked Dean who also lived in the muggle world for the summer knew what Harry said and replied with a sarcastic laugh.
"What's an emo?" Ron asked
"To complicated" Dean said
"Names people?" Seamus urged the others
"What's an emo?" Ron asked again
"Err how about Liberation Transmission?" Harry suggested
"Great, songs?" Dean asked
Seamus mumbled something about having written one on his bass guitar. All the lads were pleased to discover one of them played bass.
"To the room of requirement!" Ron yelled
"Okay Seamus lets hear it" dean said once they were in their with Dean on drums and Ron and Harry on guitar
"I can't sing, Harry you can, if I play will you sing?" Seamus begged
"Sure okay "
, 1.2.3.4!
I
look into the sky Well I'm just too excited
And I have to ask why
She'd go and leave
me
Oh why do feelings have to die?
Is it all just a sign?
Of
what is meant to be
The end of
this can be sighted
She's over due for a break out
I better go
she blows my brains out
Silence is a scary sound
Funny
feeling happened today I'm
torn up inside Well I'm just too excited Funny
feeling happened today Well
I'm just too excited Funny feeling happened
today
Someone buried in the past
Didn't mean
much. that much anyway
I knew the love would never last
There' a hole in my mind
When you're not
next to me
So I hope you choke and die
On every single lie look
what you've done to me
The
end of this can be sighted
She's over due for a break out
I
better go she blows my brains out
Silence is a scary sound
Someone buried in the past
Didn't mean
much. that much anyway
I knew the love would never last
The end of this can be sighted
She's
over due for a break out
I better go she blows my brains out
Silence is a scary sound
Someone buried in the past
Didn't mean much. that much
anyway
I knew the love would never last
Funny feeling happened
today
Someone buried in the past
Didn't mean much that much
anyway
I knew the love would never last
"Wow Seamus they're proper sick lyrics man!" Dean stated
"Really?" he replied eagerly
"Hell yeah fucking awesome!" Ron declared "Anymore?"
"Err…" Harry started
"Go on Harry" Seamus urged
"Okay" he said then he handed the music sheets to the other boys "This is called never be lonely"
"Sounds good" Dean said
"Count us in again Dean"
"Okay 1.2.3.4!"
People
in love get fast and foolish At least they're not lonely B-b-b-baby
People in love get everything wrong
People in love get scared and stupid
People in love get
everything wrong
At least
they're not lonely
They'll never be lonely
I think I'm going c-c-c-crazy
Why should I be sane without
you (hahh)
They
tell me to fight it People in love get
special treatment At least they're not lonely B-b-b-baby
They can bloody well just try it
I'll
never be the same without you (hahh)
People in love get everything wrong
People
in love their hearts get eaten
People in love get everything
wrong
At least they're
not lonely
They'll never be lonely
I
think I'm going c-c-c-crazy
And why should I be sane without
you (hahh)
They
tell me to fight it
But they can bloody well just try it
I'll never be the same without you (hahh)
People
in love get special treatment
People in love get everything wrong
People in love their hearts get eaten
People in love get
everything wrong
At
least they're not lonely
At least they're not lonely
They'll
never be lonely
B-b-b-baby
I think I'm going c-c-c-crazy
And why should I be sane
without you (hahh)
They
tell me to fight it
But they can bloody well just try it
I'll never be the same without you (hahh)
"Well?" Harry said
"You wrote that?" Ron asked dumbfounded
"Yeah" Harry replied
"Just one thing," Ron said
"What?" Harry asked
"Will someone tell me what the hell an emo is!"
"Okay" Dean started "unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who don't smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarves even in the summer, ripped chucks with favourite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 s of the face at an angle"
"Wow where'd you learn that" Harry asked
"Urban dictionary on the net when I was surfing the net"
"What's the net?" Ron asked
"You're pushing it" said Dean and Harry in unison clearly getting annoyed with Ron
(a/n) the lyrics above were obviously not written by me they are Silence is a Scary sound by Dougie Poynter and Never Be Lonely by The Feeling