eHarmony

Hey! This is my first attempt at a fanfiction. It's nothing special... The inspiration for this came from something that actually happened to my cousins and I one was a friend's birthday, and we decided we would make him an eHarmony account as a birthday present.

But really, this was just for fun. And I wanted to get the idea down on paper before I forgot about it. Maybe I'll write some more, maybe not. haha.

Enjoy the result of 3 cups of coffee and too much free time!

'How did things get to this…?' Megurine Luka thought, as she avoided making eye contact with the tealette sitting across from her in the booth of the café.

Luka gripped the edge of her skirt as she glared down at her lap. It's not that she particularly minded going to get coffee with Miku. She would never admit it to the other residents of the Vocaloid Manor, but she was pleased to spend some alone time with the younger girl. Contrary to popular belief, she wasn't totally oblivious to Miku's attempts at flirting with her… Luka was just confused with her emotions towards the tealette.

Unaware of the older girl's turmoil, Miku gave Luka an adorable smile. "Ne, Luka-senpai, wasn't yesterday fun?" She asked, with a giggle. "I can't believe Gumi-chan and the others made you an account on that site!"

"Let's.. Not talk about that," Luka mumbled, her elbows on the table and her hands cradling her head. Just thinking about that website was giving her a headache.

Yesterday Morning

Luka snuggled up to one of her numerous pillows, a soft sigh escaping her lips. Saturday mornings, for her, were meant to be relaxing. Lying in bed for as long as possible was the plan for the day, especially since she was nursing a slight hangover from drinking with her housemates, Meiko and Lily. Normally, Luka would have limited herself to a drink or two, but she had nothing planned this weekend. Why not go ahead and let loose a little?

But in retrospect, maybe she should have eased off of the alcohol.. With another sigh, she sat up and smacked her forehead into another's with a thunk.

"Ow! Who in the—Gumi-chan?" Luka asked, once she opened her eyes to see dark green ones staring at her apologetically.

Gumi rubbed her forehead sheepishly and grinned. "Sorry, Luka-nee. I was going to try and wake you up, but I guess I didn't have to," She laughed a little. "The nii-sans and nee-chans wanted you to wake up so you could all go out for lunch."

It took the pinkette a moment to process what Gumi had just said. Lunch? Just how late had she slept in? A quick glance at the clock on her bedside table made her cringe in disbelief. 1:15 PM.

"Right.. Lunch. Of course," Luka mumbled to herself. She looked up at Gumi and nodded. "Tell them I'll be down in a few minutes. I just need to get dressed."

Gumi nodded, and adjusted the ever-present orange goggles on the top of her head. She turned on her heels and ran out of the room while shouting, "OI! GACKUPO-NII! LUKA-NEE SAID SHE'LL BE THERE SOON!"

Luka laughed and got out of bed. In took her only a minute to get dressed in pair of dark denim skinny jeans, and a simple white blouse. She donned her white flats and headed downstairs, and out the front door to join the rest of the older Vocaloids.

As soon as the older Vocaloids piled into the car and pulled out of the driveway, a certain pair of twins whistled. Kagamine Rin jumped away from her bedroom window and ran out of her shared bedroom. Len went down the other end of the hall to fetch the others. "Operation eHarmony is a go!" She declared as she kicked open Miki's door.

Miki's ahoge bounced as she turned around in desk chair to grin at Rin. She nodded and looked back at her computer monitor. Click, click, click… "'Date smarter, not harder,'" Miki read, with a giggle. "But is it really okay to do this, Rin-chan?"

"Why wouldn't it be?" came Rin's reply. She leaned over Miki's shoulder and tapped at the 'First Name' box. "Since Kaito-nii-san and Meiko-nee-san are dating, that leaves Gackupo-nii-san, Luka-nee-chan, and Lily-nee-chan. But we all know Lily-nee-chan doesn't care about getting into a serious relationship, and neither is Gackupo-nii-san. So it'd be fun to mess with them."

"But what about Luka-nee? I don't think she'd be—"

Miki was interrupted as her door was thrown open once more. Both Miki and Rin felt a bead of sweat roll down the sides of their heads as they expected the storm that was sure to follow.

"Miku-chan, you don't need to destroy Miki-chan's door," Gumi said pointedly as she followed the tealette into the room, her hands behind her head with a look of amusement on her face. Behind her trailed the younger Kagamine, who only sighed as he entered the bedroom.

Miku pouted and stopped beside Rin. She leaned over and glared at the computer monitor. "Luka-chan doesn't need an eHarmony account," she whined. "She has me! There's no way she'd ever find anyone better than me!"

The rest of the young Vocaloids exchanged mixed looks. It was common knowledge within the Vocaloid household that Miku found their pink haired onee-chan very attractive, and normally none dared to come between the tealette and her passion for Luka. To be honest, none of the other Vocaloids cared that Miku adored Luka; they supported the tealette's passion. But today, the younger Vocaloids dared to cross the line that Miku had set regarding Luka's availability on the dating market.

The Kagamine twins and Miki looked at a certain green haired girl, who was busy playing with her ever-present orange goggles. Miki and the twins would normally avoid provoking any sort of rage from Miku, and creating an online dating account for their Luka-nee was obviously a dangerous game. Sure, the three of them would be fine with just messing with Lily and Gackupo. So why did Gumi come up with the idea to create an eHarmony account for Lily, Gackupo and Luka? The answer was simple.

Gumi was just plain bored.

Of course, she was looking forward to the faces that Lily and Gackupo would be making once their e-mails were filled with new matches of potential partners. But what excited her most was seeing the reaction that Luka would have. The elegant pinkette was always so composed, the result of an exceptional upbringing. If any fights were to break out amongst the residents of the Vocaloid home, Luka would be the mediator and quickly restore tranquility back to the home. She was just so saint-like that it drove Gumi insane. There was no way someone could be so amiable all of the time. And so, Gumi masterminded this plan (dubbed Operation eHarmony) to get Luka riled up.

Gumi pushed her orange goggles back onto the top of her head as she gave Miku a grin. "Aw, c'mon, Miku-chan! We all know that Luka's yours—"

"Right! She's mine," Miku snapped back, her teal eyes narrowing into slits. "So why're you getting her involved? I thought we were just making accounts for Lily-nee and Gackupo-nii?"

There was a short span of silence as Gumi carefully chose her words. "Because… I'm going to help you get Luka-nee," She answered, as she purposely dragged the words out. The coy grin that was plastered onto her face only widened when she saw how dumb-struck Miku looked. "Ne, Miku-chan, I thought you would appreciate my help. Ya, see.. I already had Miki-chan here make you an eHarmony account last night. We had to lie about your age, but we're going to make it so Luka gets you as a match."

Gumi paused as she let her best friend take in everything. "And that way, you can finally go on a date with Luka-nee. She'd think she was just humoring you, or that she was being nice…" Her lips pursed together into a smirk. "But in reality, you could take the opportunity to make her realize that you two belong together."

Another short moment of silence.

"Really?" Miku breathed, her eyes sparkling with delight.

"Really!" The Kagamines chorused, as they each looped an arm through Miku's. The trio began to chat animatedly about where Miku and Luka could go on their date.

Miki allowed a small sigh to escape from her lips, her eyes focused on the computer monitor. 'Leave it to Gumi to cover all the bases,' she thought to herself, as she filled out the account information for a certain Masuda Lily. Slender fingers danced across the keyboard as she carefully added the finishing touches to Lily's account. With a click of her mouse, she quickly created Gackupo's account, and then moved onto making Luka's.

The rhythmic tapping of keys stopped abruptly, which did not go unnoticed by the greenhaired mastermind. Gumi leaned over Miki's seat and gazed at the webpage. A small laugh escaped her, and she grabbed the mouse. "'First Name: Luka,'" She read. "And Luka-nee is a woman..." Click. "Seeking other women." Click. Click. "I'll leave the rest to you, Miki-chan." Gumi sang, as she headed out of the room. Now all that was left to do was wait for the arrival of their senpais…

With a bang, the front door of the mansion was thrown open. What sounded like a stampede came charging up the stairs, heading towards the east wing, home of the younger Vocaloids. Masuda Lily and Kamui Gackupo burst into the entertainment room, an aura of fury surrounding them. Standing behind the outraged duo was Megurine Luka. An expression of frustration was painted on her face as she wearily ran her fingers through her hair. Unlike her two friends, she managed to rein in her emotions. But she followed Gackupo and Lily in order to find answers.

The three older Vocaloids focused their gazes on the group of talented young singers that were sprawled out on the couches and floor in front of the TV.

"Who is responsible for this…" Gackupo began, struggling to maintain control of his voice.

"WHO THE HELL MADE THESE DAMNED ACCOUNTS!" Lily screeched, not caring that Gackupo was in the middle of speaking. "AND WHY AM I GOING ON A DATE WITH A GUY TOMORROW?"

At this, the younger Vocaloids lifted their heads up and turned their eyes to their senpais.

Luka offered the group a weary smile as she placed a hand on Lily's shoulder as a way to placate her. "I would also like an explanation," She added. "I've been getting e-mails on my phone about an eHarmony account."

Gumi, who had managed to gain control of the love seat, pushed herself up and grinned. "Yeah, we made them. And we set all three of you up on your first dates for tomorrow," She added nonchalantly. "Nii-san's meeting a lovely young receptionist at the station at noon. Lily-nee, you're going to meet your date at noon also, 'cept at the movie theatre."

The mastermind of the day's events nodded at the blonde twins sitting on the floor in front of her. The twins stood up, and each pulled out a piece of paper containing the information for tomorrow's dates. Simultaneously, Rin stood before Lily, and Len before Gackupo. "Here are the details of your assignments," Gumi stated, as the twins offered the papers to their senpais.

Gackupo and Lily glared at Gumi, but accepted them none the less. Their eyes quickly looked over the details, and halted at the pictures of their dates attached at the bottom of the pages.

"Gumi! I don't want to see anyone—Wait, this girl is actually kind of pretty…"

"HELL NO! THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL CREEP!"

Luka looked at her two friends, and shut her smiles. Despite their protests, she had to admit, seeing their extremely different reactions was comedic.

"Ah, and Luka-nee," Gumi continued, ignoring her senpais. "You have a date at noon, too."

The pinkette looked back at the greenhaired girl, forcing herself to stay composed. "A date, mm? I suppose one date wouldn't be so bad," She said, humoring the younger girl. "But after tomorrow, I'm closing the account."

At this, the other younger Vocaloids reacted. The Kagamines looked at one, grinned, and high-fived each other. Miki's face flushed and she suddenly found the weather report on TV to be quite fascinating.

Of course, Luka noticed the sudden shift in mood. Her stomach did a flip, and she suddenly found herself wondering what she had gotten herself into. Why would there be such different reactions amongst the kids? Sure, the twins could be mischievous, so maybe they knew how awful of a person Luka's date would be. And judging by Miki's reaction, this date could be bad…

The pinkette was snapped out of her musings when teal suddenly entered her field of view. Startled, Luka's ocean blue eyes looked down to meet the bright teal ones of Hatsune Miku's. The younger girl smiled, and waved a piece of paper in front of Luka's face.

"Details of your date, Luka-senpai," The tealette sang, with a giggle.

"R-Right… Arigatou-…." Luka inhaled sharply as she stared at the paper in her hands. "G-Gumi-chan…" She said slowly, her voice barely above a whisper.

Gackupo and Lily both looked at their friend.

"Yes?" came Gumi's answer, with a tone of amusement.

"Am I really going on a date with…?" Disbelief in Luka's voice.

"That's what the paper says, right?" A laugh from the younger girl.

Lily peered over Luka's shoulder, and grinned. "Oh man. Well, aren't you lucky? Miku-chan's a cutie," She laughed.

"Treat me kindly, Luka-senpai," Miku winked up at her the pinkette before exiting the room.

Present Day

It wasn't like Luka wasn't enjoying their "date". After all, Miku had treated her to her favorite café. She looked at the tealette seated across from her. Said girl was happily devouring the slice of cake in front of her. A childish smile was on Miku's face as she shoveled forkful after forkful of the sweet cake into her mouth.

"It's so good!" Miku exclaimed, her eyes shining brightly.

Such a sight coaxed a smile from Luka as she slowly ate her own slice of cake. She offered a nod in agreement, since her mouth was full.

For the remainder of their time in the café, the pair made do with idle chit-chat. Nothing too personal, but no boring topics came up either. It was pleasant, to say the least. Luka was quite impressed with how considerate Miku was being, given the situation. It was quite a change of pace when compared to Miku almost forcing herself on Luka when at home.

The pinkette picked up her tea cup and took a sip. When she set the cup back down, she jerked back as her blue eyes met teal. No, it wouldn't have been a problem if the owner of the teal eyes wasn't leaning across the table and was only a few inches away from her. "Ah—Miku-chan… Is something wrong?" She asked, confused.

'What on earth is wrong with me?' Luka thought to herself, as she felt her heart pound in her chest. It was as if her senses were thrown into overdrive. Her lips tingled as she felt Miku's warm breath float across her lips; and Luka's breathing hitched as she became more and more aware of every move Miku made. Those teal eyes were hypnotizing, and commanded every bit of Luka's attention. The longer the teal met blue, the more self-conscious she felt.

Miku suddenly closed the distance between them, her lips grazing the corner of Luka's mouth. The touch was electrifying, and Luka almost jerked back from surprise. Taking advantage of the situation, Miku shifted and firmly pressed her lips against Luka's. "You had cream on your face," She said, as she pulled away. "I didn't know you could be a messy eater. It's kind of cute."
A smile was on the tealette's face as she stood up, with the bill in her hand. "Anyway… I should be going. Gumi only planned for us to be together until 3," She explained, when she saw the confused look on Luka's face. "She told me that you'd probably need some time to yourself after all this."

It took the pinkette a moment to comprehend what had just happened, let alone what Miku had just said. She nodded slowly, to show that she somewhat understood the younger girl. "R-Right… Uhm, I guess I'll see you at home," She stuttered as her cheeks flushed.

"Yup! Thank you for today, Luka-senpai. I had fun," Miku nodded, and continued to smile down at Luka. "I'll see you later!" She gave the older girl a pat on the head before heading off to pay the bill.

Once Luka was sure the tealette was out of the building, she propped her head up on the palms of her hands. Her thoughts were jumbled, and she was having difficulty organizing them into something that made sense. It took a long moment for her mind to settle down. Once the fog had cleared, Luka realized something incredibly important.

She had just been robbed. Not that she would ever admit to it, but she had been robbed.

Hatsune Miku effortlessly stole her first kiss.

Ah, the ending was sloppy. I'm sorry!
I couldn't figure out a good way to end the story, so I basically spat out what was floating through my mind at the moment.

I hope you enjoyed it, even just a little bit!