TRY THIS!

WRITEN BY V1BABY & BLONDECHICK25!!!

DISCLAMER: I DON'T OWN NARUTO IF I DID I WOULD'VE KILLED THEM A LONG TIME AGO!

WARNING: LOADS OF CUSSING & DRUG USE + NARUTO & SASUKE ARE GAY!

DON'T LIKE IT? DON'T FUCKING READ IT!

Naruto charaters on crack in class!

Hinata: Naruto, I love you!

Naruto: Too bad so sad*laughs like a little kid on pixie sticks* I love Sasuke!!!!

Sasuke: I LOVE PIXIE STICKS!

Sakura: I love huge eye brows *takes a hit*

Rock Lee: Finally she admits it!

Ino: You guys are wierd-ass freaks *takes a hit* I LOVE YOU FREAKS!

Kakashi: HEY! Are you guys on pot?

*Every one crowers in fear*

Kakashi: Why the fuck didn't you inclued me?!

Shino: Take a seat but watch out for my roaches.

Naruto: Yeah come on, sensia, try this shit, Shino grew it himself!

Kakashi: Impressive, you should've been a student of mine!

Sasuke: Hey!

Kakashi: What?

Sasuke: Umm......I can't remember.

Naruto: *Laughs* Mmmm I want brownies!

Sasuke: Pixie sticks would be good right about now!

Rock Lee: Sakura, I love you, eh.

Sakura: I love your eye brows! Wait are you from Canada?

Rock Lee: You didn't know that, eh?

Sakura: I love your eye brows regaurdless!

Naruto: Sasuke lets fuck! You and I can make a butt baby!

Sasuke: Made out of pixie sticks! Yeah!!!!!

*They exit*

Ino: I love babies!!!

Gaara: If they have a pixie stick baby Imma eat it!

Sakura: Don't you dare!

Rock Lee: Sakura you and I could make a baby, eh.

Sakura: With HUGE eye brows!

*they start to make out*

Kakashi: LOOK IT'S JACKIE CHAN! *Runs into the walls and gets knocked out*

*2 hours later they've all passed out.*

Orochimaru: Ohh, it's my lucky day *rips off his face revealing he's really Micheal Jackson*

THE END? IDK R&R LEMME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!