US: Anything you can do, I can do better,
I can do anything better than you.
R: No, you can't.
US: Yes, I can.
R: No, you can't.
US: Yes, I can.
R: No, you can't.
US: Yes, I can.
Yes, I can!
R: Anything you can be I can be greater,
Sooner or later, I'm greater than you.
(repeat the no/yes)
US: I can drop a nuke, make you wanna puke
R: I can send a missile, higher than I whistle
US: I can spy on what you're up to–
R: –Oh, you can do that too?
US: U-2!
R: Bang! I Caught you!
R: Any nuke you can make, I can make better
I can destroy the world faster than you.
US: You could not!
R: Now I can!
US: Well, guess what!
R: What's it now?
US: Hydrogen!
R: Aw, more work!
US: Any way that you live, my way is better
I'm democratic and better than you.
R: Is that so?
US: Sure it is!
I'm the land of the free!
R: No, you're not!
US: Yes, I am!
R: You know as communists, everyone's equal
Everyone's equal and happy with me.
US: Yeah right.
R: They're my friends!
US: But by force!
R: Why, of course!
US: No, they're not!
They'd like ME!
R: Goodness, no!
US: Of all the friends you have, my friends are better,
My friends are better and truer than yours.
R: That's a lie.
US: Who you have?
R: Bulg and Pol, Czech and Hung!
US: Canada! England
R: Pfft, so small!
No, they're NOT!
R: Into outer space, I man I can place.
US: Not a moment too soon! 'Cause I'll reach the moon!
R: Ha! I'd like to see that.
US: You really wouldn't mind?
R: Just take a little step.
US: ...And a giant leap for mankind!
R: However is your police, mine are much better.
Under the KGB, people behave!
US: They do what?
R: Beat you up!
US: But for what?
R: I can't say!
US: But why not?
R: I'll get caught!
US: However're your spying skills, mine are much better
Mine are more sneaky and smarter than yours!
R: So are mine!
US: Give me a break!
R: Well, it's true!
US: No it's not!
R: Yes it is!
US: NO it's not!
R: Yes it is!
US: NO it's not! No it's not!
R: Well, I sent Sputnik
US: I got more men to orbit.
R: I can smuggle a letter.
US: I can code it better!
R: I can do most anything!
US: Can you eat this space food?
R: No...
US: Neither can I!
US: Any fight you can fight, I can fight better!
Out of country I fight better than you!
R: No, you can't.
US: Yes, I can.
R: No, you can't.
US: Yes, I can.
R: No, you can't.
US: Yes, I can.
Yes, I CAN!