Hatter: Is this thing on?
Jack: i dont know. is it?
Jack: And, morris, please dont answer with an innuendo.
Morris: ;-)
Jack: thats worse than an innuendo.
Hatter: Hi, honey. ;-)
Morris: ;-)
Hatter: ;-)
Jack: Cut it out u two or im gonna block u!
Alice: Jack, sweetie, you cant block 'em.
Jack: sh!t!
Morris: ;-)
Hatter: ;-)
El Gato: it's getting annoying.
Morris: You're annoying.
El Gato: i feel hurt. a mean, rude, ugly rabbit just insulted me. boo hoo.
Caterpillar: haha. nice one.
Jack: :)
Hatter: ...
Hatter: If you're trying to electrify us with your voluminous vocabulary because you lack a pulchritudinous face, then I'd suggest taking your act to a more fitting place with a sensible scenario, such as the CIRCUS.
Jack: wth did you just say?
Alice: speak english, please
Chloe: :o)
Caterpillar: Awe
Alice: Shes so cute, isnt she
Chloe: :o)
Hatter: Personally, I think it looks pretty damn creepy.
Alice: no one asked for your opinion. oh, wait... no one cares.
Hatter: If you have nothing better to do than throw petty insults at me, I'd suggest investing in a hobby.
Caterpillar: Yeah, right, wats ur hobby, turning peoples brains into tapioca and poisoning tea?
Jack: oooooh
Hatter: Actually, yes, that's true.
El Gato: o_e
Chloe: :o)
Hatter: If you don't stop that, then... I'm going to get you.
Morris: Sweetheart, you can't "get her" through an iPhone.
Hatter: Right.
Alice: lol
Hatter: What the hell does that mean, Miss Alice?
Alice: Laugh. Out. Loud. Are u retarded or something.
Hatter: That last sentence should've ended with a question mark. Also, you spoke in fragment sentences.
Hatter: If you're going to insult me, please check your grammar first.
Alice: Im a writer. y should u care about grammer?
Hatter: You offend me, Miss Alice. "Grammar" is spelled with an "A".
Alice: watever
Hatter: Also, I opted to lean towards correcting grammar so I would be able to bash your book.
Alice: You petty, poor, poor woman
Hatter: You're so dead.
Morris: ;-)
Hatter: In a minute, Morris.
Morris: ;-)
Chloe: :o)
Hatter: Okay, Alice is sort of... maimed at the moment.
Alice: ouch.
Jack: u ok?!
Alice: how did u "get me" through the phone, Hatter?!
Hatter: ;-)
Morris: ;-)
Chloe: :o)
Hatter: Can you make her use words or something? She's starting to scare me.
Alice: chloe, dont stop.
Hatter: o_e
Jack: hi
Jack: Knock knock
Jack: Wait
Jack: AM I IN THE NOTEBOOK APP AGAIN?!
Jack: ALICE! HELP!
Hatter: ;-)